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[bitch_is_back]

[The video feed turns on and the picture if filled with the face of a woman with alabaster white skin and dark brows and eyes. One eye quirks upward and her lips tug into an annoyed frown.]

Crowley, what is this, some kind of joke? Threaten me, capture me, and then throw me in the middle of some futuristic looking game with a netbook and a weapon? If Schwarzenegger shows up, I swear I'm going to take this knife and gut him.

And this little home make-over you did of hell while I was gone is not at all what I expected. I thought you had class.

[Meg waits for that smarmy demon’s response but hears none, which just puzzles her more. Now she’s getting a bit nervous. Was this his intention? Throw her off her game?]

Fine. You know what? Screw you. I know you won't be able to resist showing your face sooner or later. You're too much of an egotistical bastard not to.

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[bitch_is_back]

I don't think my life is going to be anything like what it was before.

[healplz]

Why is that?

[bitch_is_back]

Well, for one I'm not in immediate danger of being flayed on a rack.

And this place is just a bit further into the future than the world I came from.

[Way more than a bit.]

[healplz]

It sounds an improvement, then. I hope that proves true.

[bitch_is_back]

I'll make that call when I figure out if it is.

Right now, I'm not really sure what to do with myself.

[healplz]

Have you yet located your room?

[bitch_is_back]

Not yet. I don't need sleep or rest, so finding it wasn't exactly urgent.

WOW SUPER BELATED, SORRY...

[healplz]

If you'll forgive my asking, why is that?

no problem!

[bitch_is_back]

Because not everyone needs to!

[healplz]

That... has not been my experience, if you'll forgive my saying so.

[bitch_is_back]

Are you saying everyone here is human?

[She only has to scan through the messages to be sure that isn't the case.]

[healplz]

Well, no. [ oops was that rude, SHOULD HE BE FEELING BAD... feeling guilty is a default for him, so sure why not. ] I apologize for the assumption. May I ask what you are, if not human?

[bitch_is_back]

[Meg doesn't see a reason to feel bad. She feels bad about.. practically nothing most of the time.]

I'm a demon, sweetheart.

[healplz]

A demon. [ HELLO TONE CHANGE, guess who suddenly got 200% colder and more solemn. ] Are you serious?

[bitch_is_back]

[She quirks a brow.]

Did it just get frosty in here?

[healplz]

[ OH YES IT DID ]

You aren't welcome here.

[bitch_is_back]

Tell that to the ones who brought me here.

[healplz]

[ NOT EVEN LISTENING MAN ]

What are your plans here?

[bitch_is_back]

Well, I thought I'd start off by tempting some men through sexual deviance into turning over their souls.

And afterwards, I might get my nails done.

[healplz]

I won't allow that. [ not even the manicure!!! ]

[bitch_is_back]

What would you do to stop me?

[healplz]

I'm a priest. It is the duty of our order to stop unholy abominations like you.

[ now if only he were the kind of priest that could be any kind of effective against a demon, SIGH ]

[bitch_is_back]

So you're gonna.. what? Pray for me? Anything else?

[healplz]

No. We exterminate, if need be.

[bitch_is_back]

Yeah, I'm still waiting for you to tell me how you're going to do that.