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[jailbreaks]

A coupla days ago, someone tried to blame a missing grenade on a cat playing with it like a ball of yarn. I don't think I'm too far off questioning their sanity, am I?

[The answer is 'no'. He's more or less posting this to be a troll. He thinks by now everyone knows where that missing grenade is... or where it was used if it happened to be used.]

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voice;

[jailbreaks]

What, is this like an inquisition or something?

voice;

[acemedium]

You want to find out if he wanted to bomb you, right? I'm just helping investigate!

voice;

[jailbreaks]

Uh, right.

[There's a beat as he wonders if he should tell her the truth or keep playing this game.

The latter sounds more fun right now, yep.]

So yeah, he purrs. Always seems to come and find me and does figure eights around my legs... though, he might be trying to trip me.

voice;

[acemedium]

Maybe... Or get your guard down.

Do you tummy rub? This is very important!

voice;

[jailbreaks]

Haven't tried those. Maybe that's what he needs.

voice;

[acemedium]

Not at all? Geez, no wonder he tried to bomb you!

voice;

[jailbreaks]

Guess that really could be the underlying cause. Didn't think he'd turn murderous just because I couldn't figure out where he wanted to be pet. Good to know now.

voice;

[acemedium]

You can't underestimate cats, you know! You cross them once, and... meeeoow!