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[jailbreaks]

A coupla days ago, someone tried to blame a missing grenade on a cat playing with it like a ball of yarn. I don't think I'm too far off questioning their sanity, am I?

[The answer is 'no'. He's more or less posting this to be a troll. He thinks by now everyone knows where that missing grenade is... or where it was used if it happened to be used.]

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Voice

[wilder]

Well...that'd depend on if there's pieces of cat as proof for that claim!

Voice

[jailbreaks]

Nope, he's here alive and well.

Voice

[wilder]

Oh! Well then!

Either the proverb about cats having 9 lines is true, or no, you're not too far off the mark!

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[zessica]

A missing grenade on a moon base? That can't end well.

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[jailbreaks]

Nah, we're good. It exploded a few days ago.

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

I suggest we find this cat rather quickly before the inevitable happens, and I don't like what the inevitable has to offer.

AUDIO.

[jailbreaks]

The inevitable has already happened, and no cats were hurt.

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[unmasking]

Uhhh ... so we'd already be in big trouble, right? You looked through their stuff, didn't you?

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[jailbreaks]

She just mentioned there was a grenade missing and blamed it on my cat. That's not really a big deal, right?

[video]

[galactically]

Oh, no! Did Ansel really get hurt...?

[Because the only cat she knows is Yuri's. Her brows gently tighten up with worry.]

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[jailbreaks]

[He chuckles.]

Don't worry, he's fine. One of my roommates tried to say that one of her grenades went missing because he was playing with it, when in reality it's the one that blew up the showers.

voice

[mallarkey]

Does that happen a lot?

Missing grenades?

voice

[jailbreaks]

If it involves a certain blonde, then maybe. Sounds like it's not terribly uncommon.

Action

[soul_sister]

[THROUGH THE WALLS A TERRIBLE CALL ARISES.]

YURI!

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[jailbreaks]

[And through the walls is that ungodly snorting/laughing again. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. THIS HAS BEEN GREAT, Y'ALL.]

[acclimatized]

Sounds justified to me.

[jailbreaks]

Was pretty shocked myself. Pretty sure if that happened to be the case, none of our unit would be this calm.

[pride_of_amarcia]

Please tell me you're joking.

[jailbreaks]

Yeah, I am.

voice;

[acemedium]

You never know! Cats can be really sneaky!

voice;

[jailbreaks]

Yeah, they can be, but I'd hope they wouldn't sneak into a weapons vault just to find something to play with.

[colur]

It's a difficult thing, to argue with a cat! Only a mad person would try.

[jailbreaks]

Only a mad person would attempt to blame their inventory being off on a cat, too.

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[sealegs]

You shouldn't underestimate those things - they're feisty.

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[jailbreaks]

If this cat is out to get us, he's been doing a good job hiding it.