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[jailbreaks]

A coupla days ago, someone tried to blame a missing grenade on a cat playing with it like a ball of yarn. I don't think I'm too far off questioning their sanity, am I?

[The answer is 'no'. He's more or less posting this to be a troll. He thinks by now everyone knows where that missing grenade is... or where it was used if it happened to be used.]

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Voice

[wilder]

Well...that'd depend on if there's pieces of cat as proof for that claim!

Voice

[jailbreaks]

Nope, he's here alive and well.

Voice

[wilder]

Oh! Well then!

Either the proverb about cats having 9 lines is true, or no, you're not too far off the mark!

Voice

[jailbreaks]

Pretty sure a blown up cat would lose all it's nine lives immediately, but hey. You never know.

Voice

[wilder]

Yeah, I mean it's not like we can really test it for sure. You know...not without people getting pretty pissed at us.

Voice

[jailbreaks]

Considering it's my cat, 'fraid that's a no go.

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[zessica]

A missing grenade on a moon base? That can't end well.

Voice

[wilder]

Hey I didn't mean it had to be your cat! But alright, alright. No experiments.

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

I suggest we find this cat rather quickly before the inevitable happens, and I don't like what the inevitable has to offer.

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[unmasking]

Uhhh ... so we'd already be in big trouble, right? You looked through their stuff, didn't you?

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[galactically]

Oh, no! Did Ansel really get hurt...?

[Because the only cat she knows is Yuri's. Her brows gently tighten up with worry.]

Voice

[jailbreaks]

Would rather we not, yeah. We'll probably find out another way why that line holds true.

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[jailbreaks]

Nah, we're good. It exploded a few days ago.

AUDIO.

[jailbreaks]

The inevitable has already happened, and no cats were hurt.

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[jailbreaks]

She just mentioned there was a grenade missing and blamed it on my cat. That's not really a big deal, right?

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[jailbreaks]

[He chuckles.]

Don't worry, he's fine. One of my roommates tried to say that one of her grenades went missing because he was playing with it, when in reality it's the one that blew up the showers.

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[unmasking]

There's a reason why she was lying.

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[jailbreaks]

Only to avert blame from herself, yeah. But yeah, that was shot down pretty quickly.

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[unmasking]

So she's in extreme denial or she set down a grenade somewhere and forgot where she put it, and now she's blaming your cat.

It's like your house keys, only ... something far, far worse.

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[jailbreaks]

She just didn't want to get in trouble by her partner.

[A chuckle.]

Don't worry, there's not a missing grenade.

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[unmasking]

Oh.

[Well, that clears up a lot.]

I don't know what it says about my life that I've only been here for a few days and I'm already accepting missing grenades. Thanks, zombies. You were a wonderful icebreaker for a guy like me.

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[jailbreaks]

Yeah, that's what this grenade was used against. Guess it put the showers out of commission.

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[unmasking]

I'm guessing her partner is some kind of anti-grenades-against-zombies pacifist.

Or maybe a big fan of showers.

voice

[mallarkey]

Does that happen a lot?

Missing grenades?

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

[there's a pause, and then he says quickly.]

Wait, inevitable explosions? Large explosions?