ONE ☆ TEXT (dated some time after blackout)

[anotheryosuke]

HEY INITIATIVE HOW ABOUT THINKING IT THROUGH BEFORE YOU PUT WEREWOLVES ON THE FREAKING MOON!!@@!!!13kl
OR KJLHOW ABOUT NOT DO IT AT ALL


EDIT: ALSO DONT GO TO PLACES WEHE THERE ARENT ANY PEOPLE

[OOC: Someone's mad about sudden and inevitable werewolves. :p Typos intentional.]

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[observingfate]

Perhaps you should consider using a stylus of some sort. It might make typing easier for you.

huey pls

[anotheryosuke]

THE TYPIHBNG ISNT IMPORTANT WHAT HTE HELL
ALSO WHATS A STYLUS

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[snowghoul]

Werewolves? Please, where can I be finding them?

[Sorry, but she thinks they might be friends]

[anotheryosuke]

TRY WALKKING AROUND THE BASE LIKE A INNOCNET BYSTANDER YOULL GET JUMPED SOONER OR SLATER

[What happened to all the normal people in Exsilium....]

[speakveryclearly]

Okay But You Are Aware That The Alternative Is Leaving Them To Be Burnt To A Furry Crisp Right

[anotheryosuke]

... I WANT TO SAY THATS BETTER THAN US TURINNG INTO WEREOWVLES ROAST BUT WHATEVER
THEYRE TRANSPORTS RIGHT BECAUSE THE INTIATIVE IS FUCKING CRAZY
SO JUST SEND THEM BACK IN TIME FOR A WHILE O SOMETHING I DONT KNOW!!

[lazyinlove]

werewolves?

[anotheryosuke]

WEREWOLVES!!!!! FREAKING WEREWOLVES DUED BE CAREFUL

[crocodilesmiles]

I'm not sure there was a contingency plan for handling werewolves on the moon, now that you mention it... but where were these guys?

[anotheryosuke]

THERE WAS NO CONTINGEYNCY PLAN AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING JUST THEM THROWING US UP HERE
I DUNNO WEE WERE IN THE ABANDONED PARTS I THINK....

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[pauldron]

Werewolves? Are those really something we should be worried about right now?

[Because wolves can be handled...what makes werewolves any different? There are bigger problems to deal with at this point.]

[anotheryosuke]

..... IF YOU DONT WORRY ABOUT WEREWOVLES WHEN YOURE STUCK ONT HE MOON WITH THEM WHENE EXACTLY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WORRY ABOUT THE>??????

[Why is this his life.]

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[theflyingone]

[ Every fresh arrival from the 12th century knows how to type on a tiny keyboard with man hands, right? What is this backspace you speak of?? ]

are yoiu in njed of a bldre

[ No, typing takes too long, and apparently there are wolves about...?! Altaïr fumbles the tablet back to the audio function. This is embarrassing, and he forces his voice to be its usual cool and calculating. ]

Are you in need of a blade?

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[anotheryosuke]

[What even just happened there, was that code or something, though it's not like he can comment because he's not typing all that well himself--]

[not here]

[werewolfing]

[the werewolves concur with you, sir.]

[anotheryosuke]

[At least someone does!!]

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[individualist]

Did you run away?

[anotheryosuke]

YEAH THAT WOLD BE WHY I LIVED TO TELL THE TALE

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[hotdate]

Oh so that's why they weren't around when we got here.

And you should chill, dude. If they get cranky just toss them a steak or something. That makes them happy. It's not rocket science.

[anotheryosuke]

DUDE ITS NOT LIKE I WLAK AROUND CARRYING STEAKS AND IM GUESSIN THERE NOT EVVEN COOKED STEAKS
BESIDES NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD TO WALK AROUND WITH A FREAKING STEAK

[substitutable]

... I thought werewolves turned when they saw the moon. Does being on it count?

[anotheryosuke]

YEAH IM PRETTY FREAKIN SURE IT COUNTS

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[imusntrunaway]

The werewolves can probably read this.

[anotheryosuke]

CAN WEREWOLVES EVEN READ WHEN THEHR WOLVES I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO ASK THIS

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[duplicitoussight]

Uwah, how exciting!! Did they bite you??? (｀・ω・´)

[anotheryosuke]

I DONT THINK MY HEART CAN TAKE ANYMORE EXCITMENT
AND NO THEY DIDNT BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS CLOSE THOUGH

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[overclocking]

[Oh hey it's that kid who was worried about clones and zombies... actually that might explain a lot.]

Sir, I think you should try to stay calm.

[anotheryosuke]

[I think you've got your reasoning backwards bro HE'S GOT REASON TO BE WORRIED.]

I AM TRYING TO STAY LCALM

[No seriously he may still be capslocking but he is actually calmer. He just doesn't want to turn it off.]

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[occlusion]

You are armed, correct?

[anotheryosuke]

II WAS SORTA ARMED WITH A CELPHONE IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN

[inhumanity]

Just because they're werewolves, that doesn't mean you can fail to invite them to the moon. They might want cheese too.

[anotheryosuke]

no im pretty sure its common sense not to invite werewolvvves to the moon
and whats cheese have to do with anything

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[rewarded]

did they bite off half of your fingers or something?

[NOT SEEING ANYTHING WORTH FREAKING OVER, MAN.]

[anotheryosuke]

[At this point he'd be more surprised to see somebody else freaking out.]

no i still have all my finges but no thanks to them

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[everydayraphael]

[Wow that's kind of

Sounds like keeping Fondue close would be useless. Cowardly dog. Poor little guy is totally unaware right now though, and it'd be wrong just to scare him. Raphael'll keep him in the dark.]

That sounds like a lot of trouble. Are they just as furry as pop culture makes them out to be?

[anotheryosuke]

..... i didnt really pay tah much attention but they furry enough
at least youve heard of them though thats something

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[senseandcecilbility]

[The bedridden angel is traumatized, exhausted, and slightly transparent. Making use of the Initiative's contraption as a means of distraction is the second best idea he had today. The best idea was betting with himself on the number of slats on the top bed of his bunk (he got the number right).]

Dear sir,

I hope you are referring to figurative werewolves.

Best regards,

Kevin Cecil.

.... Kevin pls

[anotheryosuke]

..... i dont even know how yodu have figurative werewolves ok but no
no they are not figurative even a little


also you do realize that ewere not writing letters right

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[deductus]

r they dangrus

[anotheryosuke]

.. theyre wolves
also on the moonn that turns them into woves and i guess makes them crazy
also if they bite you you turn into one and i dunno if you can turn back here
also theyre claws are really freakin sharp
should i keep going

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[argentite]

[ well shit ]

...what did they look like?

[what is privating things?]

[anotheryosuke]

someimes it ran like a person and sometimes like a wolf
and it had big claws and red eyes and lots of teeth
and it grolwed a lot
and had fur but kind of a weird almost people face??