ONE ☆ TEXT (dated some time after blackout)

[anotheryosuke]

HEY INITIATIVE HOW ABOUT THINKING IT THROUGH BEFORE YOU PUT WEREWOLVES ON THE FREAKING MOON!!@@!!!13kl
OR KJLHOW ABOUT NOT DO IT AT ALL


EDIT: ALSO DONT GO TO PLACES WEHE THERE ARENT ANY PEOPLE

[OOC: Someone's mad about sudden and inevitable werewolves. :p Typos intentional.]

Comments

[anotheryosuke]

all riht already you guys are so picky

[occlusion]

That's better. Did you just arrive here, too?

1/2

[anotheryosuke]

youe the second person correcting my typing i swear to god
im prety sure most of us just got here
but if you mean am i new to the whole thing then no ive been here for like..

2/2

[anotheryosuke]

holy crap its mbeen like A MONTH

[occlusion]

You must understand that it is difficult to tell tone through text. Have werewolves been a problem here recently?

[anotheryosuke]

well yeah but im pretty sure its eays to tell that i was yelling at the initiative for being a bucnh of nutjobs
anyways i never met a werewolf before but
i cant belive i keep repeating this but WE ARE ON THE MOON

[occlusion]

I should think that, if we just saw Earth being attacked and are being drafted into a war, werewolves should be of little concern in comparison.

[anotheryosuke]

we knew the attck was coming for a while it sucked but now were stuck with the mission ig ess
and we were all always drafted are you new??
the werewolves are here and i think theyre a pretty big problem
let me guess you wrestle them witht your bare hands too

[occlusion]

I don't wrestle anything. I have dealt with much worse than werewolves, though.

[anotheryosuke]

well not everyoody has so sorry for having a problem with them

[occlusion]

There's no need to apologize. If you've been here for a month, I don't expect to leave any time soon. Surely there is a way to contain the werewolves, or at least identify them.

[anotheryosuke]

[Okay, the guy's sarcasm detector is broken too. He shouldn't be surprised.]

dude i met somebody who was here fo almost a year
i think were definitely agoing to be stuck for a while
all i know about werwolves comes from tv and thats just silver bullets and the moon and if you wanna find em just follow the growling and the people walkin around on four legs

[occlusion]

[ Whose sarcasm detector's broken, again? ]

Do you need assistance? I can help, if you do.

[anotheryosuke]

not realy unless you know how to werewolf proof a room thatd be good

[occlusion]

If needed, I can stand guard.

[anotheryosuke]

what are you serious you dont even know me
als i dont even know you

[occlusion]

Of course. This is, however, a partnership. I would, of course, charge--I don't work without pay.

[anotheryosuke]

oh tht makes more sense i guess
anyways im too poor to afford a bodyguard anyway im pretty sure

[occlusion]

It depends on how much you are willing to part with per day.

[anotheryosuke]

whatre you goin to buy with it anyway theres not much to do up here
i mean most of it just ends up being food money and stuff

[occlusion]

It's always a good idea to save up in case of emergencies.

[anotheryosuke]

i guess thats true....
well you know how much we make cause we all pretty much get the same thing so
howr eyou planning to deal with werwolves anyway

[occlusion]

I snapped at the weapons facilitator and said my shadow is a good enough weapon. I'm sure I will be able to hold my own.

[anotheryosuke]

shadow powers..... well as long as you dont get bit i guess

[occlusion]

It was something of an impulsive decision, I suppose. Are we in agreement, then, I take it?