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[crocodilesmiles]

It has come to my attention that we're all in desperate need of a swim club. Those who can swim, or who are interested in learning, you're welcome to come down! Anyone who has lifeguard training is also 110% wanted.

Current members include Xerxes Break, Oz Vessalius, Dread Pirate Lavi, Caesar Silverberg, Mera (as honorary captain of everything water ever), Eridan and Feferi (as also honorary captain of everything water ever), and me.

All members may not be aware of their current membership status. Membership is non transferable.

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[velveteened]

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[crocodilesmiles]

The only way to learn is to practice, and the best way to practice is with like minded people! Look, you've been on one mission already where there was a high chance of needing to know how to swim. It's a good skill to pick up! We can even find Victorian swimsuits for all you guys!

[theboywhodied]

I can lifeguard. I haven't exactly trained formally for it, but I'm a strong choice.

[crocodilesmiles]

Wonderful, Cedric! There's a life buoy thing at the pool already, and a place to sit. It's all yours!

Do you know CPR?

Action (CALLING IRRITABLY THROUGH THE WALL)

[maddeninghatter]

[ Somebody has been in the WORST mood since leaving the Land of the Lost late Cretaceous period and coming back to cold, rainy Exsilium where everyone and their worlds are going to get horribly slaughtered, it's just a matter of time.

And he threw his back out surfing. He hates everything. Goddammit. ]

Swim club?

(CALLS RIGHT BACK ALL CHIPPER)

[crocodilesmiles]

To help with your joints! Swimming is one of the best forms of cardio exercise known to man-kind. Besides, I know you had fun when we were on the beach!

( Also that you wiped out and perhaps also are SO GRUMPY LATELY )

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[recorden]

That list is severely lacking in ladies.

[ That is truly the only complaint he has after finding out about his impromptu membership status. Priorities, he has them. ]

[crocodilesmiles]

Only you can prevent a tragic ladies lack in the Exsilium Transport Swim Team. Fix it, Lavi!

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[debtor]

'Dread Pirate' Lavi? [HAHAHA he gets the reference!] Was that his idea?

[crocodilesmiles]

More mine, actually! But hey, Allen! Allen, can you swim?

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[hbisea]

[ What is going on!! ]

Excuse me?

[crocodilesmiles]

I couldn't think of anyone better for the role! Honorary or otherwise.

[biwinning]

You know, I don't think Eridan can actually thwim.

[crocodilesmiles]

You know, that totally needs to be fixed! That's way crazy.

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[grannyfucker]

A swimming club, eh? I could be persuaded to join that.

[crocodilesmiles]

There is one rule though: no dying in the pool. Totally bad karma!

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[commentboxtroll]

i did not sign up for this.

[crocodilesmiles]

That's why I signed you up for you!

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[payback]

Oh my goodness, Collette.

[crocodilesmiles]

Oh good! Rin, you'll join too, right? Pleeeease, we need more girls here!

[breakin_ur_lore]

Are you going to turn into a dolphin for it?

[crocodilesmiles]

Haha, that's not much good for teaching, and talk about a built in cheat! Maybe, once in a while.

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[hornedomen]

I'd like to join. Do you have an eye guard with a buckle?

[crocodilesmiles]

No, but the clinic or the hospitals might!

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[quackery]

oh oh i want to do it!

[crocodilesmiles]

You're in, Ahiru! I bet you're a great swimmer as it is!

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[scienceinacan]

What activities are you planning? ♥

[crocodilesmiles]

A whole bunch! But I'm always open to suggestions, 'cause a lot of my ideas are like... from way different places!

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[oldsoldiersneverdie]

Who are you planning on competing with? Each other?

[crocodilesmiles]

Some friendly competition is good for the soul!

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[reconnaissance]

You know, I'm one of the best swimmers in my school.

( Not to brag, or anything. )

[crocodilesmiles]

Good! I knew you'd be, you're great at everything!

And then you can help drag C's lazy butt down and show the new guys like Oz how it's done!

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[fe_male]

can we come watch and give tips?

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[fe_male]

and by 'tips' i mean pointers, just to be clear

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[reassures]

Could I join?

I don't know how to swim, but I would like to learn.

[crocodilesmiles]

Sure thing! It's supposed to help teach people who want to learn, like Oz!

[fintastic]

T)(is is t)(e best idea -EV------ER!
I am surprised t)(at you got -Eridan to join t)(oug)(!

[crocodilesmiles]

I'm glad he's agreed! Can I take the best idea ever to mean you'll at least come by some of the time too, Feferi?