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[crocodilesmiles]

It has come to my attention that we're all in desperate need of a swim club. Those who can swim, or who are interested in learning, you're welcome to come down! Anyone who has lifeguard training is also 110% wanted.

Current members include Xerxes Break, Oz Vessalius, Dread Pirate Lavi, Caesar Silverberg, Mera (as honorary captain of everything water ever), Eridan and Feferi (as also honorary captain of everything water ever), and me.

All members may not be aware of their current membership status. Membership is non transferable.

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[onehundredswords]

[A pause, and then a hum! As if contemplative.]

If ya' do this, we'll train fer' one hour less every day. This can make up for it, an' lets face it, it'll be less intense.

[That's a lie.

But once she's joined, she'll have no choice but to keep at it anyway, so.]

[payback]

... Do you get a sick thrill out of making me do things? Have you ever had a student before?

[onehundredswords]

Nope.

[He had a lieutenant though, that's pretty much the same thing maybe.]

I can sign you up instead if yer' too shy to do it yer'self. Is that what this is?

Cause we're gonna have to work on that too if that's the case.

[payback]

Fffffffffine. I'm not shy! I'll sign up for your dumb swim team.

[onehundredswords]

Atta' girl.

[Yeah then he just cuts the video feed BYE BYE]