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[crocodilesmiles]

It has come to my attention that we're all in desperate need of a swim club. Those who can swim, or who are interested in learning, you're welcome to come down! Anyone who has lifeguard training is also 110% wanted.

Current members include Xerxes Break, Oz Vessalius, Dread Pirate Lavi, Caesar Silverberg, Mera (as honorary captain of everything water ever), Eridan and Feferi (as also honorary captain of everything water ever), and me.

All members may not be aware of their current membership status. Membership is non transferable.

Comments

[commentboxtroll]

who knows. everything you do appears to be a sign of that to everyone.

[crocodilesmiles]

It's the curse of being a people person! Not that it'd worry you, right?

[commentboxtroll]

no. why would it?

[crocodilesmiles]

I dunno! Just curious. 'Cause I'm pretty sure the last thing you're capable of is really being jealous, but you'd let me know, right?

[commentboxtroll]

well yeah. it's not like i'm going to pick a fight instead or something. i would lose.

[crocodilesmiles]

Hahaha, that makes it sound like you would if you knew you'd win!

[commentboxtroll]

in most cases, yes, but this isn't exactly a battle, so no.

i could have resisted but no

[crocodilesmiles]

Are you sure about that?

( she figures it'll start playing if she sets it to "auto," thus she sends off the text like that! she's also laughing as soon as she hits send, wishing she could see him when he gets the message. )

1/2

[commentboxtroll]

[ hey she knows him well enough she can probably imagine the 'wtf' look he's giving it when music starts playing. ]

[commentboxtroll]

[ Then... ]

your taste in music is awful.

1/2

[crocodilesmiles]

( imagining that expression right about now... )

[crocodilesmiles]

I'm counting that as my win!