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[hostage]

[Wow, Jesse is so tanned, he almost looks healthy. Almost.]

Yo, 'sup. I'm Jesse Pinkman, talking about the usual thing I talk about around this time every month. I mean cookies. You guys that're new, you probably saw me and some other people out there in the rain the day you got here, handing out free snacks and umbrellas and whatever. That's a regular thing, we do it every month for the new arrivals. It ain't a paying job, it's just like volunteer work.

Anyway, we'll be meeting up on the 30th for baking up in my unit, which is 409. Come if you want to, even if you don't know how to cook. I'll help you through it. It's real easy. It's pretty chill, no pressure, just listening to some music and making snacks. I got all the supplies we need, but if you got extra ingredients you wanna bring, that's cool. Variety and whatnot.

That's it. Door'll be open. Hope I see you there.



(( Baking is handwaved so if you wanna say you were there, you were there, but here's an example of what the newbie log thread will be like. No need for permission to participate! Jesse lets everyone help out and teaches anyone who doesn't know how to bake. ))

Comments

[the_human]

I will TOTALLY be there, dude!

[hostage]

Awesome!

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[jailbreaks]

[Right, he remembers this guy. He would never forget someone who hands out sweets. And he sees him monthly too when he's out handing out umbrellas to the new transports. And so Yuri turns on the feed and greets the other man with an expression of nonchalance.]

You say it's volunteer, but mind if I get paid in cookies?

[He says this as a joke but... he's not joking.]

[hostage]

[Jesse snorts.]

Long as you leave some for the newbies.

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[hyanaimne]

[the video is a bit shaky, like it's being used by someone who isn't quite used to it yet. A cloaked woman appears after a moment of it being upside-down; she rights it first, huffs at it, then:]

Why cookies?

[hostage]

[He'll wait patiently until she's situated.]

They're easy and most people like 'em.

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[lar]

Yay cookies!

I'm getting this deja vu sense, but this time I'll show you how to magic cookies out of thin air. Fun for all the family, and is tasty.

[hostage]

Haaa, that'd be awesome. Long as there's no surprise chain reaction or something.

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[koufukuriron]

I haven't baked in a while...but I'll try to pass by an help.

[hostage]

It's easy stuff. Like riding a bicycle. You'll be fine.

NOT HERE

[lazyinlove]

[But damn the apartment will be full of pretty girls soon. Nice.]

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[5055034455]

Can I bring Mike with me?

[And here's Saul, looking like he's itching for Jesse to ask the inevitable.]

[hostage]

Shut up.

[Translation: Whatever do you mean, Saul? Surely Mike hasn't been hiding around here all month!]

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[affections]

( By now he might have realised she is the worst person to ever cook anything ever.

Ever.

Ever. )

I am happy to help with any manner of taste testing you might require.

[hostage]

Oh, excellent. Where would I be without my best taste tester?

[curatesecrets]

I'd be happy to help - I've baked my fair share of oatmeal scotchies in my day.

[hostage]

Oh my god, I haven't had one of those since I lived with my aunt. She used to make 'em all the time! I never even thought about trying it myself.

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[keep_smiling]

Ah! So you're Jesse Pinkman! My name's Elmer C. Albatross, and I've been wanting to speak with you regarding some Initiative-related work, if you don't mind.

[hostage]

[Jesse naturally assumes there's a problem of some kind, so he gets an uneasy look on his face.]

Uh, yeah. Sure.

voice

[ofgoldenfoil]

Why cookies?

[hostage]

They're easy and most people like 'em.

[He feels like a broken record.]

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[galactically]

[Now here's someone she hasn't spoken to in a while.]

I'll definitely have to set my schedule free for that day!

[hostage]

[Yay! It's Sheryl!]

Awesome.

[voice]

[candystar]

....Cookies? Like... real, baked-at-home cookies? [She sounds both slightly skeptical and also excited.]

[hostage]

Yup. Real, home-baked, fresh-outta-the-oven cookies.