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Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] hostage) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-07-26 10:54 am

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[Wow, Jesse is so tanned, he almost looks healthy. Almost.]

Yo, 'sup. I'm Jesse Pinkman, talking about the usual thing I talk about around this time every month. I mean cookies. You guys that're new, you probably saw me and some other people out there in the rain the day you got here, handing out free snacks and umbrellas and whatever. That's a regular thing, we do it every month for the new arrivals. It ain't a paying job, it's just like volunteer work.

Anyway, we'll be meeting up on the 30th for baking up in my unit, which is 409. Come if you want to, even if you don't know how to cook. I'll help you through it. It's real easy. It's pretty chill, no pressure, just listening to some music and making snacks. I got all the supplies we need, but if you got extra ingredients you wanna bring, that's cool. Variety and whatnot.

That's it. Door'll be open. Hope I see you there.



(( Baking is handwaved so if you wanna say you were there, you were there, but here's an example of what the newbie log thread will be like. No need for permission to participate! Jesse lets everyone help out and teaches anyone who doesn't know how to bake. ))
5055034455: 2x11 (really amused)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesse, that was rude as hell.

And apparently also hilarious, because now Saul's laughing, face in his hands as he flops sideways with the force of the shove.]


Wow.
5055034455: 3x11 (at the helm)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-28 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still recovering from his laughter.

Then:]
I dunno. Maybe after she's settled in a bit more.
5055034455: 3x02 (yeah about that...)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-29 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
She has to find out sooner or later. It's — ah. Part of the package, so to speak.
5055034455: 5x01 (and she said no!)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You know that Spice Girls song? The "if you wanna be my lover" one? It's like that.
5055034455: 2x08 (is that like the one your mom works at?)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-29 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[please hold while Saul considers the lyrics





thank you for holding]


Huh. Well, I dunno what she's into yet, but...
5055034455: 2x08 (making some smartass comment)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-29 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Your loss.

[No, he can't say that with a straight face.]
5055034455: 2x08 (swaggity swag)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-29 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I'm gonna head back up to Mike before she tears the couch apart, or something. You wanna come with so I can introduce you two?
5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-07-30 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Great.

[There's a because she's dying to meet you! joke hiding somewhere in there, but even Saul doesn't have the heart to make it.]