wilder: (Would ya stop with crossdressing plans?!)
Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] wilder) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-07-07 09:49 pm

☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]
aequivoci: (is butter a carb)

video; this is the most beautiful thread c r y i n g

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-08 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cross Marian did not let the Initiative simply take him from their world. He did roughhouse majority of the guys after getting the Welcome Greeting from the lady (whom he unsuccessfully hit on) about being sent back. Why the hell would he want to worry about their war when he has one under his belt(s) already!?

At least he gets a second gun out of the deal and female multiuniversal redhead twins as his roommates. /pops collar

He ignores Kaneis ruining his hair to focus on the younger Exorcist.
]

Oi, must you scream over the tablet? I can hear you just fine, idiot.
Edited 2013-07-08 18:35 (UTC)
debtor: (MAD ★ calm yo tits)

video; i'm dead

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-08 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Allen, likewise, pays his roommates no mind. Sorry, guys. He's suffering from Cross Marian Tunnel Vision, nothing else matters. He is so mad.

OF COURSE IT'S CROSS'S FAULT HE'S HERE. He's Cross Marian!! The Exorcists are sent running from one end of the globe to the other chasing after his lousy plastered ass, and Allen finds him HERE, NOW. HOW DARE HE HAVE THE GALL—

Allen rattles the tablet in earnest now, in a manner that implies he'd much rather have his hands around Cross's neck.]


What do you think you're doing here, you bastard!? How long have you been here?!

[Has- has he been here the whole time?! He has, hasn't he?]
aequivoci: (you can go shave your back now)

video; also perfect icon is perfect

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-08 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good thing these tablets don't allow people to reach into them and have physical contact with the party on the other line.

Cross pretends he has something in his ear and is using a pen to scratch whilst he plays innocent.
]

Watch your volume, my ears are sensitive~ And how long do you think I've been here?
debtor: (RAGE ★ we're gonna be friends)

video; ty ty

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-08 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EARS, OLD MAN.

He leans in closer to the screen, eyes glinting dangerously (by some definition of the word 'dangerous'; certainly not one that applies to Cross.)]


How should I know how long you've been hiding? I'm asking you!
aequivoci: (boo you whore)

video;

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-08 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The word "dangerous" in relation to "Allen Walker" does not compute in Cross's brain. ]

Use your brain, unless you've been sitting on your ass this entire time you've been here and let cobwebs form in that big head.
debtor: (BRAT ★ how about a knuckle sandwich)

video; 1/2

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-08 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[His brain is telling him that Cross might actually exist everywhere in all points in time, always. Eternal. Inescapable.

Or maybe he's only been here a week, since, now that he thinks about it, he's been seeing less of Tim lately. He hadn't thought it was because... Urgh.]


Seven days...
debtor: (BRAT ★ voted off the island)

video; 2/2

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-08 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)


...And this is how you decide to announce yourself?

[In a video post about DUCT-TAPED HAIR?]
aequivoci: (you think you're really pretty)

video; dkfg komui looks like he's way too into his daydream in that icon

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cross is just going to smile. to anyone who doesn't know him, it will look like the most innocent smile. to Allen, this smile means Sinister Things will happen soon. ]

When I see you in person, I will use my brand new weapon on you, my dear idiot apprentice.
debtor: (HELP ★ goddammit)

video; dreaming about cross. . .

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nothing about you is ever remotely innocent, Cross.

This just keeps getting worse. Despite himself, what little color Allen does possess drains away. Cross's expression sends an old chill down his spine; it's been well-ingrained. THEY LET CROSS HAVE MORE WEAPONS?]


What weapon?!
Edited 2013-07-08 21:08 (UTC)
aequivoci: (that is so fetch)

video; cross being an obedient general, staying put, not using dead exorcists

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-08 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He is going to chinhands at Allen right now. ]

My sentient weapon here, of course. You'll have to wait to find out what it is, though. I almost picked up the hammer I used to knock you out with constantly — I'm sure you remember that~
debtor: (DEBT ★ pack up go home you're through)

video; cross's offensively luxuriant red locks, etc

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he does. He does.]

—I withdraw the question. I don't care to know, Master, I don't want to see it!
aequivoci: (get in loser we're going shopping)

video;

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-09 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, idiot. I was planning on making it my surprise present to you, anyway. That, or I can suddenly start manipulating you with Maria. Which would you prefer?
debtor: (BRAT ★ everything sucks anyway)

video;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-09 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[No. No to all of the above. Is that an option? WHAT IF HE JUST HUNG UP RIGHT NOW...]

Does this mean you were planning on visiting, at any point in the near future?
aequivoci: (vintage so adorable)

video;

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-09 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"No" is not an option. Try again: my sentient weapon, or Maria?

[ he keeps smirking as he says: ] Maybe.
debtor: (UGH ★ silverette)

action;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[OH, DID HE FORGET TO MENTION THE OVERPOWERED BATSHIT ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC WHO HALF-RAISED HIM sorry about that.

And no explanation appears to be forthcoming, because he's apparently forgotten Kaneis is in the same room, as he's too busy snapping at Cross and muttering expletives under his breath to look behind him.]
debtor: (ROAD ★ big pimpin')

action;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoops, too late, he just did.

He blinks, and looks back at Kaneis. Oh, right...]


Just keep away from him and you'll be fine.
debtor: (SIGH ★ indebted)

action;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
So step outside for a bit! If he wants to come here, he'll come here no matter what I tell him!

action; 1/3

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-10 01:03 (UTC) - Expand

action;

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-10 01:05 (UTC) - Expand

action; 3/3

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-10 01:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-10 01:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-10 01:55 (UTC) - Expand
debtor: (KANDA ★ all my friends are dickheads too)

video;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, great. Great. He can hardly bring himself to imagine what the weapon might be. Is it heavier than the hammer? More powerful than Judgement? What would Cross pick!? Another gun? A cannon? A TANK? Infinite supply of Romanée-Conti!? (No, not that, he'd keep that to himself...) Curse the Initiative, whatever they gave him! This is going to hurt, he's sure of it.

—But he won't quail! NO IS HIS FINAL ANSWER. He hasn't seen Cross in seven very long months, he didn't want to see Cross, and this is absolute nonsense! He won't put up with it.]


No, I refuse! After all this time— you finally show your face, and you can't even be arsed to do it in-person! And this is all you have to say?

[He straightens his shoulders and squares his jaw, and pulls the tablet closer. He's serious, here! THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DISCUSS.] If you haven't anything worthwhile to say, I'm going to turn this tablet off, Master!
Edited 2013-07-10 00:19 (UTC)
aequivoci: (Default)

video;

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-10 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ too bad he couldn't pick a lion. /sighs sadly forever

he shrugs lightly at Allen trying to be defiant.
]

Well, then you will have a surprise when we meet in person. And don't let me stop you from shutting off the tablet, idiot apprentice. You can always use those appendages called "legs" to walk and find me, if you want to see me so badly.
debtor: (KANDA ★ now kiss)

video;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you use yours?

[SHUTTING THE TABLET OFF!! YEAH, THAT'LL SHOW YOU.

He's going to die, goodbye world...]
aequivoci: (you can go shave your back now)

video;

[personal profile] aequivoci 2013-07-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW YOU RUDE LITTLE FUCKER

Cross finishes off his cigarette and sends Timcanpy off to retrieve Allen, because right now he's comfortable in this abandoned, damaged building and doesn't feel like moving.
]
debtor: (GLARE ★ red eyes take warning)

ACTION;

[personal profile] debtor 2013-07-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[You've left him on his own TOO LONG.

ALLEN ARRIVES eventually. He enters the derelict building with his stomach in knots, Timcanpy fluttering overhead.

Yet even though he knows he's here, it still doesn't feel real, that Cross is here. Really really here, in Exsilium, in this city, in this building. It won't, until he sees him in the flesh.

He's not looking forward to it.]


...Master?

ACTION 5EVA

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-10 03:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-11 04:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-11 04:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-12 04:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-12 05:50 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-12 06:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-12 07:05 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-12 07:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-12 07:50 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-14 19:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-15 19:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-18 02:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-18 05:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] debtor - 2013-07-19 05:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] aequivoci - 2013-07-20 05:33 (UTC) - Expand