Saul Goodman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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exsilium2013-05-04 10:54 am
5055034455) wrote in exsilium2013-05-04 10:54 am
Entry tags:
- ashraf salib (original),
- elmer c. albatross (baccano!),
- jesse pinkman (breaking bad),
- kate kane (dc comics),
- saul goodman (breaking bad),
- stephanie brown (dc comics),
- ✝ coby (one piece),
- ✝ katniss everdeen (hunger games),
- ✝ kirian dawningsun (original),
- ✝ randel oland (pumpkin scissors),
- ✝ shiki tohno (tsukihime),
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
002 ↔ video
[Saul's not a fan of using video on this thing. Anyone could be watching, and he's sure that's the case — which means he's about to show a hand of cards he never really wanted to — but he also knows he needs to come across as sincere and non-threatening as possible if he wants this request to be taken seriously. Text wouldn't work, voice... might, but also might not.
He still has his doubts, though. What he's about to do is ridiculous, even by his own standards. He'd laugh at anyone else making a suggestion like this, and he's half-tempted to laugh at himself, too, but when the feed clicks on and his image appears, he's all business. Literally: in a suit, at a desk, weapon laid out (for those who'd notice, the weapon is disengaged, the safety on; he's learning!), hands folded.]
This — [indicating the weapon, then lacing his fingers back together] — is a shotgun that's been modified to use non-lethal electrified bullets. The charge measures about 500 volts, and —
[There go his hands again, moving to retrieve one of the cartridges. He lifts it to the lens, waits for it to focus, then continues speaking.]
From what I understand, that should be enough to temporarily incapacitate a normal human being. But the problem is, I'm not sure. I've been using blanks on the dummies over in the Hold, so I have no idea what effect one of these things would actually have on a living, breathing person. So...
[He trails off, lowers the cartridge, and shifts uncomfortably in his chair.]
I realize how unorthodox and just plain sketchy a request like this is going to sound, but... who's willing to let me shoot them, and who's willing to be the medic present if-slash-when this happens? I'm looking for someone over eighteen, healthy, preferably human. I can compensate you with fifty doll—uh. Marques. Or we can negotiate, if necessary.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks.
He still has his doubts, though. What he's about to do is ridiculous, even by his own standards. He'd laugh at anyone else making a suggestion like this, and he's half-tempted to laugh at himself, too, but when the feed clicks on and his image appears, he's all business. Literally: in a suit, at a desk, weapon laid out (for those who'd notice, the weapon is disengaged, the safety on; he's learning!), hands folded.]
This — [indicating the weapon, then lacing his fingers back together] — is a shotgun that's been modified to use non-lethal electrified bullets. The charge measures about 500 volts, and —
[There go his hands again, moving to retrieve one of the cartridges. He lifts it to the lens, waits for it to focus, then continues speaking.]
From what I understand, that should be enough to temporarily incapacitate a normal human being. But the problem is, I'm not sure. I've been using blanks on the dummies over in the Hold, so I have no idea what effect one of these things would actually have on a living, breathing person. So...
[He trails off, lowers the cartridge, and shifts uncomfortably in his chair.]
I realize how unorthodox and just plain sketchy a request like this is going to sound, but... who's willing to let me shoot them, and who's willing to be the medic present if-slash-when this happens? I'm looking for someone over eighteen, healthy, preferably human. I can compensate you with fifty doll—uh. Marques. Or we can negotiate, if necessary.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks.
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I'm Dr. Cullen. I'll be willing to stand as medic if you get a volunteer.
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[Pleasant as sunny Spring day, this one.]
What's your specialty?
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What is it with people and that word? Shocked. They'd be getting shocked. Electrocution is death caused by a shock, and seeing as my weapon is classified as non-lethal, that term shouldn't apply.
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[He scoffs slightly.]
Even still, who would allow themselves to be abused for such a paltry sum?
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[He smiles.
Yeah, if this guy's gonna get on him about money, Saul's gonna be a jerk.]
Just for you, I'll up it to one hundred.
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You seem excited.
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[the fuck is wrong with you
... this is totally a serious inquiry, okay]
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With a non-lethal weapon, yes. Do you want that in neon letters, or...?
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Sketchy isn't the word I'd use.
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whoops sorry about the html fail up there
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Anyway, my name is Coby! I'd be glad to assist you in testing the limitations of your weapon!
[Insert Dumbass Here.]
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[You'd think that Saul would be happy to find such willing
victimsparticipants, but nope. He's still wary of all eagerness.]So what aren't you telling me about yourself? Got any special powers hidden up your sleeve?
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Are you sure about this?
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Do you have a better idea?
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also how old is this girl she looks like she's twelve
why are there so many kids here]
Where I come from, there are certain types of medication that require a doctor to monitor you while taking it. This is pretty similar, except I'm being completely straightforward about the temporary effects it'll have.
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Saul stares at his screen for a very long moment, then blinks.]
I just thought... uh...
[Yeah no he has no answer for that.]
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→ text; private; sometime after the spaceship crash w/e I do what I want
I can do it. I've been shocked before so I know what to expect.
This is me deciding you're not a supervillain, by the way.
[Which is her way of saying "hi it's Batgirl"]
→ text; permaprivate; STEPH...
Ah, well.
More important matters at hand, now.]
Thanks, but no. I'm not shooting you. Are you OK?
→ text; what. :|
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video; still private
also video; still private
perma all that
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video → action
action 5ever
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Fifty is pretty cheap, won't you say? Not that I'm volunteering -- actually, this sounds like a pretty dangerous and bad idea -- but if you're going to shoot them...
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I'll up it to a hundred at most. That's plenty of compensation for something that will take literally ten seconds.
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I'll do it.
[ He doesn't find that request as weird as he probably should. ]
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And that's kinda funny. He hasn't trusted any of the volunteers so far. Well — those he doesn't know, anyway. But this is what he asked for. What, should he also have included "psych evaluation needed prior to testing" as part of the deal...?]
All that protest, and you're still okay with this whole plan?
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[But since a bunch of people have already gotten on his case, he'll just get a (slightly huffy:]
For fifty dollars? Did anyone actually agree?
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[GO AHEAD AND GIVE HIM ATTITUDE AT THIS POINT, MAYA. JUST TRY. His body is so ready.]
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