5055034455: 4x08 (so you put the lime in the coconut...)
Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-05-04 10:54 am

002 ↔ video

[Saul's not a fan of using video on this thing. Anyone could be watching, and he's sure that's the case — which means he's about to show a hand of cards he never really wanted to — but he also knows he needs to come across as sincere and non-threatening as possible if he wants this request to be taken seriously. Text wouldn't work, voice... might, but also might not.

He still has his doubts, though. What he's about to do is ridiculous, even by his own standards. He'd laugh at anyone else making a suggestion like this, and he's half-tempted to laugh at himself, too, but when the feed clicks on and his image appears, he's all business. Literally: in a suit, at a desk, weapon laid out (for those who'd notice, the weapon is disengaged, the safety on; he's learning!), hands folded.]


This — [indicating the weapon, then lacing his fingers back together] — is a shotgun that's been modified to use non-lethal electrified bullets. The charge measures about 500 volts, and —

[There go his hands again, moving to retrieve one of the cartridges. He lifts it to the lens, waits for it to focus, then continues speaking.]

From what I understand, that should be enough to temporarily incapacitate a normal human being. But the problem is, I'm not sure. I've been using blanks on the dummies over in the Hold, so I have no idea what effect one of these things would actually have on a living, breathing person. So...

[He trails off, lowers the cartridge, and shifts uncomfortably in his chair.]

I realize how unorthodox and just plain sketchy a request like this is going to sound, but... who's willing to let me shoot them, and who's willing to be the medic present if-slash-when this happens? I'm looking for someone over eighteen, healthy, preferably human. I can compensate you with fifty doll—uh. Marques. Or we can negotiate, if necessary.

Serious inquiries only. Thanks.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-08 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
In case you missed the horrendous monsters all around us, that's what I'm calling them.

[He's just used to speaking as if he's talking to members of the church. Not too long ago, Shiki was hunting vampires, after all.]

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-08 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Yeah. I forgot who I was talking to. I've been hanging around those-- [Stopping himself, Shiki reached up to pinch the bridge of his nose.] Nevermind.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-08 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't look so amused. [Shiki grunted, adjusting his glasses.]

Overly religious zealots.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
People I've worked with and dealt with. I'm not saying I'm all that close, but when you're around co-workers all the time, it's a little tough to avoid using words they use a lot, themselves.

[Luckily, none of them were in Exsilium. If any of the Executioners were there, Shiki could imagine a lot of super-powered people would be getting hunted down and slaughtered in droves.]

Actually, it's very good they aren't here. I'd hate to think of what would happen if those psychopaths were in this place.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-15 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I've met blisteringly devoted psychopaths before. The end.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-15 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now. Having this referred to as a 'vacation' really dampens my spirits even more.

[Though, he was beginning to feel his cynicism hit its peak. Shiki tensed up and let out a sigh, forcing himself to relax.] Anyway-- I guess I'm just irritable. At best, I think irritable is better than constantly panic-stricken, isn't it?

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-16 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[A dozen horrifying memories flew past his eyes.]

...No, I can honestly say I disagree.

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I just can.

I think you're asking me a lot of personal questions.

[It was reasonable for him to be guarded, but who would know?]

[personal profile] satsujinki 2013-05-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a really handy excuse to toss around.