voice, all responses voice;

[payback]

Say, if you're an alien, I have a question for you. What was your world like? Do you miss it? Please tell me about it if you feel like it. Did you get to fly a space ship? Was that fun? What kind of fun things did you do? Are humans weird? What's the weirdest thing about them? Do you like humans? Did you ever meet humans when you were an alien?

[Okay, that's a bunch of questions. But she doesn't self-correct.]

Also, does anyone here know how to do magic? And if you do, is it magic you can teach to anybody? I think it would be pretty neat to know how to do some magic, and it could come in handy sometime. If you do please let me know.

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voice

[implying]

I like humans.

[payback]

You like everybody.

[Video]

[biwinning]

A shit-show. No. No. No. Play video games. Yes. Lack of horns. Some. And what the fuck is that question, "when I was an alien"??

Now I have a question.

Could you be any more obnoxious??

[payback]

No. I mean yes. I'm glad you're annoyed.

voice;

[maiinframe]

System flew a space ship.

[payback]

Not you?

[text]

[futurarex]

If you have been led to believe that magic is neat, then you have been deceived.

[payback]

Neat and useful.

video;

[mgann]

That's a little more than one question. [She chuckles.]

[payback]

Yeah, well, okay, you're right. I'm not expecting everybody to answer all of them.

[a green girl! cool. Kind of like another green lady she knows, but hopefully nicer.]

[voice]

[claimyourself]

I do. I mean, I know how to do magic.

[Since she asked like eighty questions there.]

But it's not something that can be taught. It's just a part of who I am.

[Which might make one wonder why she bothered answering. It makes her wonder too.]

Sorry, it's just-- I wanted to make it clear, since this isn't the first time someone's asked me to teach them.

[payback]

It's okay. I'm just taking a look around. I expected a lot of answers like that.

voice;

[fortissimos]

[ Someone's adapted well to the idea of a bunch of aliens running around. The first part gets a laugh out of her, and she sounds upbeat for once. ]

I don't think my magic's something I can teach, but... if you learn some, I'll help you practice.

[payback]

[Oh, it's this chick. Hm.]

Well, thanks anyway. I'm just checking around.

[video]

[raisedbybirds]

Humanoid species and alien species alike frequent space where I'm from.

[Says the armored ambiguous sounding robot looking person.]

Anyone can be weird. Why do you ask?

[payback]

I'm just curious. I've never left earth.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wow, you sure you asked enough questions there?

[payback]

Not at all.

voice;

[invocation]

Damn, that's a lot of questions...

I know magic, but it's not just something that can be taught where I'm from. Maybe it's different in this weird place, but I don't think so.

[payback]

Oh, hello.

I haven't had any luck so far, but it didn't put me out to ask, so.

voice;

[whomheloved]

I'm afraid I don't know anything about magic, but perhaps I can answer a few of the other questions!

Alternia is...well, dangerous, and a rough place to live, but there's also something lovely about its wildness. I do miss it, although I don't miss the fighting and violence that were so widespread everywhere there. [She chuckles.] No, I've never left the planet, let alone tried flying a space ship! I can barely handle normal technology, nevermind that.

I didn't ever meet humans before I arrived here, no, but I do like them! I find some of their customs strange of course, but overall the ones I've met have been very helpful and friendly and that means a lot to me!

[payback]

Mm! Thank you for answering the questions. [She doesn't realize Disciple is a troll, though. She hasn't really heard any of the kids refer to it as "Alternia."] I'm glad people are treating you all right. Well, we're all comrades in arms here.

[draconic_historian]

By alien you mean "someone not from this world", yes? Could we not then all be said to be aliens?

[payback]

Well, I was picturing more like... people who flew spaceships and stuff... but if other people want to answer, I'm not gonna tell them no.

voice;

[devilsfruitdoctor]

[Oooh, an opportunity to lie brag, how could Ibin resist!]

Well, as it happens, my title of Devil's Fruit Doctor is because I ate the Medi-medi Fruit and gained magical control over bandages! That's how magic works in my world-- there's a Marine who at the Smoke-smoke Fruit and can turn his body into smoke at will, a woman who ate the Toge-Toge Fruit that allows her to sprout spikes anywhere on her body, and many more. So unfortunately a Devil's Fruit user can't teach you, [But you could, Ibin, you're the worst] but if you ever come across a Devil's Fruit you could just eat it to gain a magical power!

voice forever;

[payback]

... I don't think there are Devil's Fruit anywhere in this world.