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[slingshots]

i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

[ all replies will be text unless noted otherwise, and the poster ID is just "robin"! ]

Comments

[theguideless]

Why do you need candles?

[slingshots]

who DOESN'T need candles?

[whatsupcroc]

Or find one heck of a trick candle!

Happy birdthday!

[slingshots]

it's ok you can leave the d, i like it

[Video]

[weapabilities]

Oh! Happy date of creation, Robin! You're still so young!

[slingshots]

yeah, a regular spring chicken
how old are you?

[commentboxtroll]

it'd be more a fire hazard and less a cake at that point.

[slingshots]

what's a party w/o a little fire hazard?

text; encrypted okay sure

[fe_male]

i was alive in the 80s, yes

[slingshots]

i'd do a dinosaur joke only i figure i'm the one w/ the 1000 y/o post
think you could make some?

permatext

[motherofnemesis]

i want whatever youthfulness cream you've got

[slingshots]

sorry
family secret

[sixwinged]

Happy birthday?

[slingshots]

y ty, pretty pleased myself

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[gevurah]

You could always just use the number candles.

[slingshots]

yeah right i've lived way too long for copouts

voice because typing is hard

[inafadingcrown]

You are young still, by the standards of my people.

[slingshots]

you're not 5 million too, are you?

[text] take two, now with less fail

[showmeyourwreath]

Happy birthday! So, are you really going to try and get a cake big enough for that many candles?

[slingshots]

you figure it can be done?

[bloodspeaker]

I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE ONE THAT LARGE, BUT PICK A REASONABLY SMALLER NUMBER OUT OF ALL OF THOSE AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

[slingshots]

[ oh shit birthday-fishing actually worked ]

297?

permavoice;

[solitaire]

Joyeux anniversaire. You gonna look at the stars tonight, Robin?

_{( He doesn't know there's more than one so he just assumes she's the one he met! Lucky for him. )}

[slingshots]

got a telescope that x-rays thru clouds?

text;

[motioned]

happy birthday

really 1297 or 1297 because of the time difference between this world and yours?

[slingshots]

what kind of dishonest trick would it be to say i was just 1297 b/c of time differences?

[tragicomedienne]

Thats impossible.

Nothing lives that long! People shld stop buying into stuff like this

[slingshots]

you should talk to more robots and elves

voice;

[velveteened]

Happy birthday!

( because what the fuck is texting )

[slingshots]

ty
you coming w/ a cake for all these candles or just birthday wishes?

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[ofgoldenfoil]

[ Aurican realizes that even if he can't read the post, some people prefer not to write and do their voices instead. He finds it to be very helpful, even if he has no idea what they are talking about in the first place. ]

What is the day everyone is talking about?

[slingshots]

[ whoa
lookit that thing, it's half badass and half adorable

excuse her while she doesn't quite realize yet that he can't read ]

a birthday
aka bday, b-day, day you got old, etc

Permavid

[governorkang]

There aren't many races I know of that live that long.

Why cake?

[slingshots]

which ones do you know?

also, last time i checked, cake didn't need a why

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont tell me people are actually IMPRESSED by that paltry little figure

[slingshots]

some of them
why, how old are you?

[frorn]

happy bday
that woukld actualy make u older than me

[slingshots]

older than j frost? cool

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[fadedaway]

Why don't you just get multiple cakes?

[slingshots]

well, didn't wanna be greedy
but if anyone's offering...

text

[wearsblack]

You are not that old

[slingshots]

the birth certificate begs to differ, spud

text

[livinuptothename]

you don't look a day over 10

[slingshots]

oh you flatterer

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[kingside]

Anything more than thirty candles per cake would be ridiculous, but you'd need more than forty cakes to do it.

[And that's terrible.]

[slingshots]

44 cakes is doable if i get started now

[text;] icly delayed until juuust after midnight

[pixieboots]

wonder how many wishes that counts for.

wow that jerk

[slingshots]

about 6
maybe 2 real big ones

encrypted!!

[symmachy]

That's why I haven't had a birthday in a while.

permaencrypted!!

[slingshots]

why, what # would you be on?