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i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

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[whatsupcroc]

As you like! What's the birthday bird going to do in celebration?

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i didn't think that far ahead

[whatsupcroc]

It's okay, you're an innovative sort, I bet you have to think on your feet all the time! So get on it, STAT. You only turn, what, twelve thousand something once. Do you eve have one cake for that?

[whatsupcroc]

*even

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no, after year 999 you officially get 2 cakes per bday

[whatsupcroc]

The real reason behind all your acrobatics comes out at last!

Got either of your due cakes or was this a creative effort in getting someone else to bake for you. (Because I approve!)

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def a little underhanded creativity
i'll let you know if it works

[whatsupcroc]

Good, then I can test it out later on to see if it's good twice.

Got any ideas about the plans part yet, or are you holing up in your nest for the remainder of the day?

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i dunno
i used to do the arcade w/ michelle but i haven't found any of those around here yet
no arcades either

[whatsupcroc]

You could always try pinning a nametag on someone random. Vote in a stand in for the day!

Might not work so well with the arcade, unless you want to see what that VR thing can really do, or are up for a thrilling round of SpinDoctor.

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spindoctor?

[whatsupcroc]

Did they even have 90's macintosh games still when you're from?

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why would they? that's stone age

[whatsupcroc]

Hey if we still have nerds playing Pong...!

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what like
beer pong?

[whatsupcroc]

Isn't that a drinking game?

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that's what i've heard
kids these days

[whatsupcroc]

Wow no I was talking about nerds not fratboys

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well, sorry, that's what pong is in the 30s

[whatsupcroc]

Think ping pong only one player and -- okay I'm relying on like tron knowledge here I haven't played Pong personally but you get the point! Ping. Pong!

Like ping pong tables only way less competitive in a certain sense of no one to stare down across the table

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why are we talking about pong, again

[whatsupcroc]

I dunno I think it started out as Spin Doctor then I was being horrified at how your young oldness makes me suddenly feel like 1331 or something

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well i know who i'm handing out grandma of the year award to

[whatsupcroc]

it's not 'Driel's fault she's ancient

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don't be modest, i'm not talking about her