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[slingshots]

i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

[ all replies will be text unless noted otherwise, and the poster ID is just "robin"! ]

Comments

[theguideless]

Why do you need candles?

[whatsupcroc]

Or find one heck of a trick candle!

Happy birdthday!

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[weapabilities]

Oh! Happy date of creation, Robin! You're still so young!

[slingshots]

who DOESN'T need candles?

[theguideless]

There are a lot of lights here do yours not work/

[slingshots]

it's ok you can leave the d, i like it

[slingshots]

yeah, a regular spring chicken
how old are you?

[slingshots]

not a single one
i'm gonna need at least 1297 to make up for these dud digs w/ no working lights i picked up

[weapabilities]

Definitely! I'd say you should still be in school by my standards.

Who me? Oh jeez, five million, give or take. Right in the thick of my prime!

[theguideless]

I dont understnad

[slingshots]

serious?

[slingshots]

which part?

[weapabilities]

Yeah. My species doesn't really die from old age.

[theguideless]

Wouldnt it be to warm and bright with that many/?

[slingshots]

sounds like a real poorly planned evolutionary trait

[whatsupcroc]

As you like! What's the birthday bird going to do in celebration?

[slingshots]

it'll be ok
i'll open a window

[theguideless]

Oh

[slingshots]

i didn't think that far ahead

[slingshots]

it's a birthday party thing

[whatsupcroc]

It's okay, you're an innovative sort, I bet you have to think on your feet all the time! So get on it, STAT. You only turn, what, twelve thousand something once. Do you eve have one cake for that?

[theguideless]

Oh I didnt know that I only knew about the cake part

[slingshots]

you do cakes w/o candles in your world?

[theguideless]

No I only heard about them here

[weapabilities]

What makes you say that?