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[neveraskedforthis]

[ This is a video post! But you don't actually see the scruffy guy talking this time, aside from maybe parts of mechanical limbs and a trail of cigarette smoke—yeah, some cyborgs can pull of tricky feats like broadcasting what they see with their own artificial retinas. Cool shit. He seems to be looking outside the window—not a whole lot of festive decorations in the street, phew—, so probably nothing interesting here for you guys, which means you're more or less forced to listen. ]

So, Christmas. Doesn't seem to be a big deal in this time and place compared to 21st century America, which I'm actually kinda grateful for. Bigger problems, after all... [ Because wow Christmas sure sucks when your family is dead and you don't have a partner. ] Bet the majority of you don't even know what it's all about. Personally I just care about eggnog right now -- and so should you if you like having something good to drink.

[ Priorities. Adam's downplaying this a lot but he still got a select few people gifts... speaking of gifts. ]

Oh yeah, I think somebody forgot this at my place...

[ And with this, he means a black lace C cup bra, which he's dangling in front of his own eyes. ]

Unless this is supposed to be a gift. I'm not sure what to do with it. Might wanna come here and pick it up before I get rid of it or give it to someone else -- it being Christmas and all.

[ Adam sounds remarkably indifferent despite the implications. He's so gonna get spanked for this and that's actually exactly what he wants AHEM. Anyway, there's a private text message tacked onto this later—for Vanadi. ]

You too.

[ Yeah, just that. ]


(( ooc: also, linking Adam's CASIE permissions post again c: ))

Comments

video; what hiatus

[ex_bandai157]

( you know he was considering saying something serious

and then

he just made this face instead deal with it )

video;

[neveraskedforthis]

[ yes hi, he sees that face on his AR display. adam is actually super amused not like you'd be able to tell. ]

No, you're not allowed to apply.

[ for the bra. obviously. ]

[trustycrowbar]

Keep in mind that they don't have much to celebrate with around here.

[He raises an eyebrow at the lingerie on display.]

And I'm sure whoever it is that left that will think twice before doing it again.

[neveraskedforthis]

Probably. But it's one thing I'm really not complaining about. Too stressful.

[ aaand he's actually putting that bra away now. ]

Well, I hope they do. It's only mildly unsettling to find a piece of women's underwear in your kitchen.

[gamblinman]

[Have a smug looking wiseass.}

I wondered where that thing went to. Been looking all over for it.

[neveraskedforthis]

[he's okay with that. sometimes you just gotta wave around lingerie and be smug about it.]

Yeah? You don't sound the type to be owning this sort of thing, but hey, personal preferences and all that, I won't judge.

tagging this too while I think of a reply to the other thread DEAL W/ IT

[deathwarder]

[ And here's Prestor, joining the linefacing brigade.

Goddamn, son, keep in your pants. We've got a war to be fighting and a world to be destroying. Err, saving. Yeah, he definitely just saving, and not the other thing. ]

So how much did she charge you?

[ Ouch. ]

OK I GUESS ILL DEAL WITH IT

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ooooooooooh. how mean. ]

For the bottle of quality liquor I found in my fridge on top of that? Still waiting for the invoice for that one.

NOT HERE...

[raisedbybirds]

[Quietly seething at this thread.

Samus would even more so if she were aware he was a dragon.

She's got a thing for dragons.]

[text; private, the most private of privates]

[raisedbybirds]

[Why does this keep happening to her why does she get into these kinds of situations...]

I'm really beginning to suspect you enjoy pain.

[text; private, the most private of privates]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ hi babe hi ]

And I'm beginning to suspect you like leaving your clothes all over the place. That's the second time. And you call me an exhibitionist, really, Mrs Aran.

[whatsupcroc]

( Collette grins, though she ends up typing a response instead of video broadcasting. )

I don't know, Adam, I think that'll go really well with your shades!

[neveraskedforthis]

[ oops teenager incoming.... OH WELL rolls with it ]

No, the lace would have to be gold for that. Besides, I'm not a C cup. Closer to A, I think.

text / private

[implying]

Ah, me too what?

text / private

[neveraskedforthis]

Getting here. I don't care if there's "no need".

video

[fourscience]

I have heard that word mentioned several times. "Christmas." And we have talked before- so I would think you would not mind explaining to me what it means. I assume it is a human celebration of some kind.

[A pause, then she chuckles.] I also have another question.

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[neveraskedforthis]

Yeah, a religious thing. We celebrate the birth of Christ... more or less. The real meaning got kind of lost over time, replaced by another. Nowadays it's just an excuse to buy lots of gifts and pretend like you get along with everyone, only to piss at each other again after a week. It's -- not actually as bad as I make it sound.

And shoot.

[audio]

[asskickersunite]

I never found the holidays complete without a good drink or two.

[audio]

[neveraskedforthis]

Pretty much any day isn't complete without a drink or two.

[ says the man trying to abstain. cheers. ]

[video]

[priad]

What is that, does it hold grenades?

[video]

[have_hat_will_travel]

*Just Pidonus' icon. For an entire minute.

Someone who is so unused to the ideas of women that they can't recognize a bra just breaks her mind on some level.*</i

[demonbloodblade]

[headtilt. Then a deep blush.]

...I know it isn't mine. I hope whoever is belongs to is not, er, overly, um, distressed by its temporary loss.

[neveraskedforthis]

They might be, if this is the only bra they own. I can only imagine that'd be pretty uncomfortable.

Permavid

[governorkang]

[Kang is not too familiar with human and elf underclothing, especially female underclothing, but even he can figure out what that lacy thing is for. He quirks an eyebrow ridge slightly.]

It depends on what's in this eggnog.

Do you normally return undergarments left at your quarters in this manner?

[He really doesn't think human ladies would be very pleased about that.]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Whoa what is that... ]

Milk, eggs, and liquor, mostly. All the good healthy stuff.

As for your question, how else am I supposed to do it?

[ Humor him. ]

[Video]

[foolish_seal]

You get lucky last night or did you just find it funny to take it?

[Video]

[neveraskedforthis]

Neither.

Topped your record of six girlfriends at once yet?

[have_hat_will_travel]

*After a few minutes WTF'ing at Priad's response...*

You do realize that only a few people who aren't shapeshifters here could actually use that right?

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... what ]

Are you implying that the majority of women here are flat-chested?

[ oh boy. ]

[Video]

[explodewiththerage]

Someone's gonna soooo kick your ass for waving that thing around.

[Video]

[neveraskedforthis]

Now whatever makes you think that. It was a simple inquiry. Rather polite on my part to even be informing the person who forgot that thing here.

voice;

[bratworth]

[ Just... gaping at the feed for a moment; he really should have thought of something to say before turning it on. Then he realizes how awful he looks right now and switches to voice. ]

You are aware that you can contact people individually, are you not?

voice;

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... oh this could be interesting. ]

Where's the fun in that? Don't act like you've never seen a bra before.

[ actually .. . . . .. . adam isn't sure on that one. ]

text;

[painfeels]

[Adam please. There are kids watching.]

Pretty weird gift you got there.

text;

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ITS JUST A BRA, GOSH ]

You think?

[video] TARDY TO THIS PARTY?

[mentore]

[Ezio is just.

Smirking.

So hard.]

Are you sure it was forgotten?

[video]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ hi bro im banging chicks what r u up to ]

Pretty sure. Unless you can think of creative uses for a bra?