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[neveraskedforthis]

[ This is a video post! But you don't actually see the scruffy guy talking this time, aside from maybe parts of mechanical limbs and a trail of cigarette smoke—yeah, some cyborgs can pull of tricky feats like broadcasting what they see with their own artificial retinas. Cool shit. He seems to be looking outside the window—not a whole lot of festive decorations in the street, phew—, so probably nothing interesting here for you guys, which means you're more or less forced to listen. ]

So, Christmas. Doesn't seem to be a big deal in this time and place compared to 21st century America, which I'm actually kinda grateful for. Bigger problems, after all... [ Because wow Christmas sure sucks when your family is dead and you don't have a partner. ] Bet the majority of you don't even know what it's all about. Personally I just care about eggnog right now -- and so should you if you like having something good to drink.

[ Priorities. Adam's downplaying this a lot but he still got a select few people gifts... speaking of gifts. ]

Oh yeah, I think somebody forgot this at my place...

[ And with this, he means a black lace C cup bra, which he's dangling in front of his own eyes. ]

Unless this is supposed to be a gift. I'm not sure what to do with it. Might wanna come here and pick it up before I get rid of it or give it to someone else -- it being Christmas and all.

[ Adam sounds remarkably indifferent despite the implications. He's so gonna get spanked for this and that's actually exactly what he wants AHEM. Anyway, there's a private text message tacked onto this later—for Vanadi. ]

You too.

[ Yeah, just that. ]


(( ooc: also, linking Adam's CASIE permissions post again c: ))

Comments

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[priad]

[ There is a momentary pause as space marine processes Adam's tone and then... ]

You are speaking of a person. Who?

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[neveraskedforthis]

Why so curious?

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[priad]

Why not be curious? It never hurts to question about such things.

[ Except when Samus punches him later. ]

Re: [video]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ okay, this whole post might be pretty troll-y but adam has enough decency not to humiliate samus publicly by giving her name. ]

Before you ask about individual women, perhaps you should first find out a bit more about their anatomy, hm?

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[priad]

Where do you suggest I learn this?

[ You have opened up a world of horror. ]

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ oh dear. ]

... Books. Then ask questions if something's unclear. Do that before you attempt to study a live example.

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[priad]

[ His eyes narrow beneath his helm for a moment. He considers his hypno-indoctrination on anatomy and he makes a grunt. ]

I think I just realized what this does. The princess of Cartomax had something similar holding up her breasts built out of a diamonds. She was also wearing a force-veil.

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ uh ]

Diamonds. That sounds uncomfortable.

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[priad]

I'm not sure she was concerned about the pain, honestly. She seemed a petty thing more concerned about appearances. She shot me, for all the good it did her.

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[neveraskedforthis]

Even so, I'm not sure there's anything overly appealing about a bra made of diamonds. Before I explain the point of lingerie to you though, you really ought to read up on the basics first.

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[priad]

Hmh, unless it has a tactical purpose I hardly see the point.

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[neveraskedforthis]

Oh it can be very tactical, believe you me.

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[priad]

Now I'm interested, how so?

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[neveraskedforthis]

That's something you should better find out for yourself.

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[priad]

I'll have to ask a female.

[ Which unfortunately means he'll be asking Samus. ]

[video]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ YEAH YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT ....... ]

[raisedbybirds]

[CURSE THIS CRUEL IRONY.]