Handsome Jack (
handsomejack) wrote in
exsilium2012-11-12 02:10 pm
[1] - [Voice]
[An automated female voice plays. Jack doesn't feel the need to do his own advertisement. After weeks of building his supplies, he sends this out to every communicator.]
Need repairs?
Want some support during your missions?
Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.
Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.
Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.
: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.
[There's a pause]
Pause completed.
Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.
Want some support during your missions?
Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.
Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.
Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.
: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.
[There's a pause]
Pause completed.
Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.

video; WELL HELLO THERE FELLOW OPPORTUNIST
Which is, you know, right about now.]
Cute advertisement. Must've cost you a fortune.
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Oh yeah. An arm and a leg.
Did you need somethin', sweetheart?
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Jack, right? You're new around here.
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[Hi Jack. Meet your competition.]
Alright, so you sorta got me beat there. Never managed to build one of those.
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Yeah. Being an expert and everything, I can make one in my sleep.
Jack. You got a name, champ?
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[He thinks that now.]
Yeah? So where have you been finding components?
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What kind of shield...?
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Well, that doesn't inspire me to open my wallet.
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spam
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Hello, fellow member of the Initiative. If you have a question or a request about what is available in Jack's Armory™, please go on. Otherwise, as Jack would say, "keep walking, dick, and kindly blow it out of your ass"~
Thank you and have a wonderful day.
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D --> That e%ecrable language is completely unnecessary, I won't stand for it, conduct your business in a more respectful manner if you wish for anyone to be more hagiographic to your apparent e%pertise
D --> And I will not have a wonderful day, you are to recognize your ploy against a fellow engineer you pestilential little urchin, respond at once
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Text until stated otherwise;
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I like to get to the point. That way there's no confusion, right?
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