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[An automated female voice plays. Jack doesn't feel the need to do his own advertisement. After weeks of building his supplies, he sends this out to every communicator.]

Need repairs?

Want some support during your missions?

Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.

LOOK NO FURTHER!

Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.

Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.

Available now: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.

[There's a pause]

Pause completed.

Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.

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[Oh look, a business competitor. Lovely. You know, Chloe certainly can't expect to be the only person out to steal a few marques from the other transports on the island, but she certainly was enjoying it for however long it lasted.

Which is, you know, right about now.]

Cute advertisement. Must've cost you a fortune.

[Well hi, gorgeous.]

Oh yeah. An arm and a leg.

Did you need somethin', sweetheart?

Possibly. [And there's a proper smile because you've been kind enough to show your face. That's a relief. Nothing more painful than an anonymous seller, after all.]

Jack, right? You're new around here.

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Robots, huh?

[Hi Jack. Meet your competition.]

Alright, so you sorta got me beat there. Never managed to build one of those.

[Hi, Man-who-isn't-a-threat-to-his-greatness]

Yeah. Being an expert and everything, I can make one in my sleep.

Jack. You got a name, champ?

Eddie Riggs, I'm a roadie.

[He thinks that now.]

Yeah? So where have you been finding components?

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Name the kind of suppliesth you're looking for.

Scrap, wires, chord, salvaged technology like microwaves, television sets, metal... Basically if it resembles something that could've been a part of technology at one point, I want it.

That'th it? I have a thlightly thmashed microwave, but it'll be fine, and plenty of chordsth. Deal?

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[Ignore the fact Varian looks like he went ten rounds in a fight, he's raising an eyebrow at this ad.]

What kind of shield...?

What kind do you need, King?

What's this about a sonic blast?

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Are the wares available to be shopped, or is this mail-order only?

For now, mail-order. At least until I can get my hands on a warehouse I can deck out with a reasonable amount of security. Don't fret though-- It won't be long before you can window shop in person.

[Lucifer shrugs hopelessly, glancing off in a depressed kind of way.]

Well, that doesn't inspire me to open my wallet.

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D --> I see through your ploy

[He sees this response. Jack, however, decides it's not worth his time and puts on his AI answering machine]

Hello, fellow member of the Initiative. If you have a question or a request about what is available in Jack's Armory™, please go on. Otherwise, as Jack would say, "keep walking, dick, and kindly blow it out of your ass"~

Thank you and have a wonderful day.

D --> I don't have a question and I'm not interested in your childish little armory you h001igan
D --> That e%ecrable language is completely unnecessary, I won't stand for it, conduct your business in a more respectful manner if you wish for anyone to be more hagiographic to your apparent e%pertise
D --> And I will not have a wonderful day, you are to recognize your ploy against a fellow engineer you pestilential little urchin, respond at once

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Haven't found a steady source of supplies yet?

'Been looking here and there. Some places have more than others, but I'd like to build a good stock, y'know?

How long have you been here?

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Boy, Jack-O-Buddy, sure hammin' it up in there! But it's good, straight to the point...I like it, teeheehee!

Yeah, well I'm not gonna just sit and twiddle my thumbs.

I like to get to the point. That way there's no confusion, right?

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Are you hiring?

I sure am. Looking for people that are qualified, and good with working their hands

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