handsomejack: (don't care)
Handsome Jack ([personal profile] handsomejack) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-11-12 02:10 pm

[1] - [Voice]

[An automated female voice plays. Jack doesn't feel the need to do his own advertisement. After weeks of building his supplies, he sends this out to every communicator.]

Need repairs?

Want some support during your missions?

Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.

LOOK NO FURTHER!

Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.

Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.

Available now: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.

[There's a pause]

Pause completed.

Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.
shalamayne: (5)

Private->video;

[personal profile] shalamayne 2012-11-13 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. Though I only thought to bring ten gold coins with me to this infernal place.