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exsilium2012-11-12 02:10 pm
handsomejack) wrote in exsilium2012-11-12 02:10 pm
[1] - [Voice]
[An automated female voice plays. Jack doesn't feel the need to do his own advertisement. After weeks of building his supplies, he sends this out to every communicator.]
Need repairs?
Want some support during your missions?
Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.
Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.
Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.
: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.
[There's a pause]
Pause completed.
Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.
Want some support during your missions?
Maybe you just want a robo buddy to train with. Maybe you want a tune up.
Jack's Armory™ is here to serve you-- Our glorious participants of the Initiative.
Shields, support robots, and even requests- if it's interesting enough. If it can be thought up, it can be made. Upgrades available to more frequent customers.
: Basic shields. Sonic wave blast if shields are breached with a twenty second recovery time. We will pause now for your reaction of awe and amazement.
[There's a pause]
Pause completed.
Trades are acceptable in exchange- with reason. Money and supplies are preferred.
no subject
You won't be sorry, teeheehee!
[Poor competitors. There's probably an 80% chance they'll get hit by something.]