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[rageleap]

Uwauuuu!!!

[ A green-haired boy can be seen pouncing around on all fours. He pounces closer to sniff the screen then pounces back like a wary dog. He repeatedly beats his chest with his fists. ]

Uwaaaaauu!!!

[ He slams his fists onto the floor, resolute. ]

Bun lady say glowy box show Gau friends! Show Gau friends! [ He howls. ] Gau friends lost! Glowy box show Gau friends again! We fight together! Show! Gau! Friends! Now! Wauuuu!!!

[ He waves his arms in the air. He beats his chest. He slaps the ground. He hops around the communicator a couple of times before stopping at the sound of his stomach grumbling. ]

Or food. [ He crouches. ] Glowy box show Gau food, then friends. Okay?

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[obfuskate]

[ the feed literally is just shadow with his face in his palms.

literally. that's it.

wow. the initiative knows how to bring in some total nutjobs. ]

[ video ]

[rageleap]

[ First, a victory screech over being able to achieve communication. ]

Spiky glowy box beast! Spiky glowy box beast give Gau food?

[ video ]

[obfuskate]

I am unable to give you food while unaware of your location.

[ He looks very, very unimpressed. This guy is speaking in third person. WHY. ]

[ video ]

[rageleap]

Gau here. Outside box. Not tiny.

[Audio]

[asskickersunite]

Your friends got a name, kid?

[Yep, he's gonna try and talk to the wild child.]

[rageleap]

[ Eyes growing wide at how it's just a voice coming from the communications device. But he's going to answer the question anyway. ]

Thou! Mr. Thou! Cyan and Mr. Thou! Monsters! Monsters!

You know where Gau's friends?

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[deservinghell]

[Now there's something one doesn't see every day. But so far, this place has overwhelmingly been about expecting the unexpected.]

And what about new friends? Because I think we can find you one or two of those.

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[rageleap]

New friends have food? Make Gau happy?

[deservinghell]

I think we can manage that. But you might have to tell us where you're at first.

[rageleap]

Smoky room with shinies! Shiny! Shiny! SHINY!!!

[ To emphasize the shininess of his room, Gau starts throwing around the shiny things he found in his lodgings, which includes silverware, coins, jewelry, bottles, etc. ]

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[wrexy]

Well, you don't lack for spirit.

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[rageleap]

Spirit! Spirit of many monsters! [ Arms outstretched to show just how many, and there are a lot. ]

You monster?

[wrexy]

[He chuckles.] You got it, whelp.

[rageleap]

[ Now he's excited. He's hopping on all fours in all corners of room. ]

You, monster! Gau friend! Leap! Leap with Gau!

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[painfeels]

Your friends got any names I can understand?

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[rageleap]

[ There is much staring at the communication device. He knows those were letters on the screen but he can't read. ]

Uwauuu... [ somewhat mournfully ] I no understand.

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[painfeels]

[ugh fine.]

How about now?

[better be, since her deep & raspy voice is all you're getting.]

assume video forever;

[rageleap]

Oooh! OH! Ooooooh!

[ That would be "yes". ]

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[bittertears]

[Oh for the love of...]

The "glowy box" will not simply show you food, I'm afraid.

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[rageleap]

[ He shrugs. It was worth a shot. ]

Tiny glowy box girl show food?

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[bittertears]

I'm most certainly not a "glowy box girl".

But I suppose I can help you find something to eat.

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[rageleap]

Glowy box girl give name? Give food?

[ Nodding. Mostly at the giving food part. ]

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[acemedium]

[... What a weirdo. but at least he's got his priorities in order]

Maya show food! Maya eat food!

[video]

[acemedium]

... I mean, I can help! You should probably stop howling, though.

[video]

[rageleap]

[ Okay, if only because she said she would help. ]

Maya food? Maya tasty?