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[rageleap]

Uwauuuu!!!

[ A green-haired boy can be seen pouncing around on all fours. He pounces closer to sniff the screen then pounces back like a wary dog. He repeatedly beats his chest with his fists. ]

Uwaaaaauu!!!

[ He slams his fists onto the floor, resolute. ]

Bun lady say glowy box show Gau friends! Show Gau friends! [ He howls. ] Gau friends lost! Glowy box show Gau friends again! We fight together! Show! Gau! Friends! Now! Wauuuu!!!

[ He waves his arms in the air. He beats his chest. He slaps the ground. He hops around the communicator a couple of times before stopping at the sound of his stomach grumbling. ]

Or food. [ He crouches. ] Glowy box show Gau food, then friends. Okay?

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video;

[rageleap]

Why?

audio;

[painfeels]

Because I don't! It's not...

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

video;

[rageleap]

[ Lowering his head out of some sense of decency. ] You scary? [ A question asked out of curiosity than anything else. ]

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[painfeels]

Yeah, I'm pretty frightening.

video;

[rageleap]

[ solemnly ] It okay. Gau scary too. Village scared of Gau. Yell "Monster! Monster!" Throw things. Hurt.

[ Then he laughs ]

But Gau friends with monsters. Monsters not bad at all! Gau okay with that!

audio;

[painfeels]

[That sounds like a story Painwheel could really sympathize with, and she's sort of envious that he's doing so well.]

You don't look like a monster to me.

[Oh the irony of it all.]

video;

[rageleap]

[ grinning ]

Maybe Gau need bigger ears or fluffy tail.

You have big ears? Fluffy tail?

[ He just really wants to see what she looks like. ]

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[painfeels]

No, I don't have either of those.

[That's a Bad Idea and you should feel bad.]

video;

[rageleap]

[ Squinting at the text, he shall take it as a no. ]

Sharp teeth? Feathers?

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[painfeels]

Wrong again.

[rageleap]

[ All this squinting and guessing what squiggly lines mean frustrates Gau. ]

Uwauuuu!!! Why not show Gau so Gau know?!

[painfeels]

Because the less people see of me, the better!

[rageleap]

Gau no peoples! Gau is Gau! Gau your friend!

[painfeels]

You only just met me and you're saying we're friends?

[rageleap]

[ There is so much nodding ]

Ooooh! We friends! Be friends with Gau!

[painfeels]

You sure you know what you're asking?

I could be a really bad person.

[rageleap]

No bad.