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[rageleap]

Uwauuuu!!!

[ A green-haired boy can be seen pouncing around on all fours. He pounces closer to sniff the screen then pounces back like a wary dog. He repeatedly beats his chest with his fists. ]

Uwaaaaauu!!!

[ He slams his fists onto the floor, resolute. ]

Bun lady say glowy box show Gau friends! Show Gau friends! [ He howls. ] Gau friends lost! Glowy box show Gau friends again! We fight together! Show! Gau! Friends! Now! Wauuuu!!!

[ He waves his arms in the air. He beats his chest. He slaps the ground. He hops around the communicator a couple of times before stopping at the sound of his stomach grumbling. ]

Or food. [ He crouches. ] Glowy box show Gau food, then friends. Okay?

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[ video ]

[obfuskate]

[ the feed literally is just shadow with his face in his palms.

literally. that's it.

wow. the initiative knows how to bring in some total nutjobs. ]

[Audio]

[asskickersunite]

Your friends got a name, kid?

[Yep, he's gonna try and talk to the wild child.]

[ video ]

[rageleap]

[ First, a victory screech over being able to achieve communication. ]

Spiky glowy box beast! Spiky glowy box beast give Gau food?

[rageleap]

[ Eyes growing wide at how it's just a voice coming from the communications device. But he's going to answer the question anyway. ]

Thou! Mr. Thou! Cyan and Mr. Thou! Monsters! Monsters!

You know where Gau's friends?

[ video ]

[obfuskate]

I am unable to give you food while unaware of your location.

[ He looks very, very unimpressed. This guy is speaking in third person. WHY. ]

[ video ]

[rageleap]

Gau here. Outside box. Not tiny.

[ video ]

[obfuskate]

A little more of a specific description, please.

[ i

really

this kid is... dense ]

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[deservinghell]

[Now there's something one doesn't see every day. But so far, this place has overwhelmingly been about expecting the unexpected.]

And what about new friends? Because I think we can find you one or two of those.

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[wrexy]

Well, you don't lack for spirit.

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[painfeels]

Your friends got any names I can understand?

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[bittertears]

[Oh for the love of...]

The "glowy box" will not simply show you food, I'm afraid.

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[rageleap]

[ He shrugs. It was worth a shot. ]

Tiny glowy box girl show food?

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[rageleap]

[ There is much staring at the communication device. He knows those were letters on the screen but he can't read. ]

Uwauuu... [ somewhat mournfully ] I no understand.

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[rageleap]

Spirit! Spirit of many monsters! [ Arms outstretched to show just how many, and there are a lot. ]

You monster?

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[rageleap]

New friends have food? Make Gau happy?

[ video ]

[rageleap]

In big house. Many small house in big house. Spiky box beast in big house?

[ In the apartments, he means. He'd tell you the number but he can't read. ]

[ video ]

[obfuskate]

[ Oh, well, at least he's able to gather that much. ]

An apartment room, then. What is your room number?

[ Ergh... he kind of wants to give the thing food because of how pathetically unintelligent he is. He'd probably starve without some help, but then why does he care?

Hmph. Semantics, he supposes... ]

[deservinghell]

I think we can manage that. But you might have to tell us where you're at first.

[ video ]

[rageleap]

Number... [ holding out three fingers ] ...this many. Smells smoky.

Bring food?

[ Gau could get food for himself. But hey, if there's a chance that this creature would get him food, then why make the extra effort? And if he won't then... he was at least fun to mess with, Gau supposes. ]

[rageleap]

Smoky room with shinies! Shiny! Shiny! SHINY!!!

[ To emphasize the shininess of his room, Gau starts throwing around the shiny things he found in his lodgings, which includes silverware, coins, jewelry, bottles, etc. ]

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[painfeels]

[ugh fine.]

How about now?

[better be, since her deep & raspy voice is all you're getting.]

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[bittertears]

I'm most certainly not a "glowy box girl".

But I suppose I can help you find something to eat.

assume video forever;

[rageleap]

Oooh! OH! Ooooooh!

[ That would be "yes". ]

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[rageleap]

Glowy box girl give name? Give food?

[ Nodding. Mostly at the giving food part. ]

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[obfuskate]

[ well, that at least narrowed it down quite well. that'll do. ]

Very well. Watch your doorstep.

[ he wants to avoid socialization as much as possible, but for giving food, he'll bite. he stealthily approaches what he thinks is his room, laying down a box full of meats, veggies, fruits, and other necessary edibles in front of the door. ]