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The free high-tech laptop is a nice touch, but the whole "let's get ready for a war" thing isn't. Though I guess the onslaught of monsters is pretty convincing...looks like you guys need all the help you can get!

...too bad you picked the wrong girl. Your warrior princess is in another castle, I'm just the magical support. Hi, the name's Kaycee, the girl you're looking for is named Ariel. Y'know, blonde hair...blue eyes...white... [she tugs on her ponytail of mussed up, black hair for emphasis] the people in charge of this place obviously missed their mark.

[she looks totally nonchalant and familiar with using technology. though honestly, she's from a time where touch-screens weren't as wide-spread but hey, she got her hands on an iPhone or two before technology became borked and she found herself in a shitty fantasy world.

nice to have something that reminds her of home. even if she graduated from a fantasy cliche to a science fiction one.

something seems to cross her mind and she shifts topics.]

Hey, when and if this monster infestation is all said and done, does anyone know a good river or lake or something? I need to get stoned.

And by stoned I mean like, find stones. Which I need. To throw at people. I'm being completely serious. If someone pops up and gives me a look I swear...it was a rock joke. And even if it wasn't a joke you're not my mother.

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And the rubble just isn't up to your standards?

[Garrett is pretty entertained, give him a second.]

Why rocks, of all things?

Isn't stoning a bit extreme?

Magical support is just as important as warrior princessing, isn't it?

[ OH HI NEW ROOMMATE. she's done her homework, from checking out the roster to pulling up names attached to devices even without people offering them, so she'll just take this chance to do some scopin'. ]

you guys got magic AND tech?

There are not many that are clean here.

Stones?

( Collette grins at the camera. )

I've got stones. Big stones, little stones, rough stones, smooth stones, probably not gall stones, drink lots of water if you've got kidney stones, and if you do see the warrior princess sometime before the next commercial break, totally let me know!

( Okay, but really, there was a request in there. )

There's a few different ones nearby. I'm happy to point them out on a map, or lead you out there. So this is for magic, not just skipping? Guess I can toss the rejects out over the water to be reclaimed by see how many skips I get out of the rejected pile.

Magical?

[the word is nearly spat out, as if the very sound of it is bitter.

of course he'd bite at it, instead of hearing anything else she was saying. ]

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