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kaycee ([personal profile] stoning) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-10-30 06:47 pm

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The free high-tech laptop is a nice touch, but the whole "let's get ready for a war" thing isn't. Though I guess the onslaught of monsters is pretty convincing...looks like you guys need all the help you can get!

...too bad you picked the wrong girl. Your warrior princess is in another castle, I'm just the magical support. Hi, the name's Kaycee, the girl you're looking for is named Ariel. Y'know, blonde hair...blue eyes...white... [she tugs on her ponytail of mussed up, black hair for emphasis] the people in charge of this place obviously missed their mark.

[she looks totally nonchalant and familiar with using technology. though honestly, she's from a time where touch-screens weren't as wide-spread but hey, she got her hands on an iPhone or two before technology became borked and she found herself in a shitty fantasy world.

nice to have something that reminds her of home. even if she graduated from a fantasy cliche to a science fiction one.

something seems to cross her mind and she shifts topics.
]

Hey, when and if this monster infestation is all said and done, does anyone know a good river or lake or something? I need to get stoned.

And by stoned I mean like, find stones. Which I need. To throw at people. I'm being completely serious. If someone pops up and gives me a look I swear...it was a rock joke. And even if it wasn't a joke you're not my mother.
championhawke: idiot_icons (comedy gold my friend)

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[personal profile] championhawke 2012-10-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
And the rubble just isn't up to your standards?

[Garrett is pretty entertained, give him a second.]

Why rocks, of all things?
inanimates: (oh god here it goes again)

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[personal profile] inanimates 2012-10-30 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't stoning a bit extreme?
championhawke: idiot_icons (you shouldn't have)

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[personal profile] championhawke 2012-10-30 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Go on.

And if you're hard pressed for bodies of water...have you been outside yet? Just out of curiosity.
inanimates: (secretly tragic sort of)

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[personal profile] inanimates 2012-10-30 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Are... those the things you're planning on stoning?
championhawke: idiot_icons (clever girl...)

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[personal profile] championhawke 2012-10-30 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hawke, actually. Champion of Kirk--oh, you wouldn't know it anyway. [His suffering is deep, truly.]

It's raining. Fairly incessantly. I suspect you could find quite a few deep puddles to harvest from.

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[personal profile] lovesgod 2012-10-30 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Magical support is just as important as warrior princessing, isn't it?
inanimates: (is that a boob or an armpit)

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[personal profile] inanimates 2012-10-30 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you ever be in the mood to throw rocks at monsters?

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[personal profile] lovesgod 2012-10-31 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
No one's trying to stab the rock-thrower. I'd consider that a very serious plus.

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[personal profile] lovesgod 2012-10-31 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe where you're from, but I've met some pretty impressive rock-throwers in my time.
championhawke: idiot_icons (comedy gold my friend)

[personal profile] championhawke 2012-10-31 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Kirkwall. I have no idea who this Captain Kirk is. [Besides--] The only captain I give any credit is Isabela. Terrible pirate, scourge of the seas?

You do have a point about the rocks, though. And the puddles. Then I'm afraid I don't have any ideas, although I hear tales that this is some kind of island.

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[personal profile] lovesgod 2012-10-31 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well, some rock throwers I know are strong enough to travel through time or change reality. No sword can do that.
championhawke: rivain (well that's...bad)

[personal profile] championhawke 2012-10-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds horrible. You'll probably need accompaniment.

[--wait Maker why did he say that.]

I suppose I could do it. Lighten things up with some pirate shanties, ward off the monsters, guard your virtue, so on and so forth.

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[personal profile] lovesgod 2012-10-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it probably exists, but says a lot less about the wielder, don't you think? I mean, it's not the person who ripped the hole, it's the weapon.
inanimates: (but are there any dinosaurs)

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[personal profile] inanimates 2012-10-31 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Yeah. But I've... I've never actually gone out and done it.

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