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The free high-tech laptop is a nice touch, but the whole "let's get ready for a war" thing isn't. Though I guess the onslaught of monsters is pretty convincing...looks like you guys need all the help you can get!
...too bad you picked the wrong girl. Your warrior princess is in another castle, I'm just the magical support. Hi, the name's Kaycee, the girl you're looking for is named Ariel. Y'know, blonde hair...blue eyes...white... [she tugs on her ponytail of mussed up, black hair for emphasis] the people in charge of this place obviously missed their mark.
[she looks totally nonchalant and familiar with using technology. though honestly, she's from a time where touch-screens weren't as wide-spread but hey, she got her hands on an iPhone or two before technology became borked and she found herself in a shitty fantasy world.
nice to have something that reminds her of home. even if she graduated from a fantasy cliche to a science fiction one.
something seems to cross her mind and she shifts topics.]
Hey, when and if this monster infestation is all said and done, does anyone know a good river or lake or something? I need to get stoned.
And by stoned I mean like, find stones. Which I need. To throw at people. I'm being completely serious. If someone pops up and gives me a look I swear...it was a rock joke. And even if it wasn't a joke you're not my mother.
...too bad you picked the wrong girl. Your warrior princess is in another castle, I'm just the magical support. Hi, the name's Kaycee, the girl you're looking for is named Ariel. Y'know, blonde hair...blue eyes...white... [she tugs on her ponytail of mussed up, black hair for emphasis] the people in charge of this place obviously missed their mark.
[she looks totally nonchalant and familiar with using technology. though honestly, she's from a time where touch-screens weren't as wide-spread but hey, she got her hands on an iPhone or two before technology became borked and she found herself in a shitty fantasy world.
nice to have something that reminds her of home. even if she graduated from a fantasy cliche to a science fiction one.
something seems to cross her mind and she shifts topics.]
Hey, when and if this monster infestation is all said and done, does anyone know a good river or lake or something? I need to get stoned.
And by stoned I mean like, find stones. Which I need. To throw at people. I'm being completely serious. If someone pops up and gives me a look I swear...it was a rock joke. And even if it wasn't a joke you're not my mother.
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[GIVING YOU AN INCREDULOUS LOOK]
From Back to the Future? No?
Wow alternate dimensions are so annoying I thought I finally found someone who'd get my lame-ass quips.
But for the record [points at the screen] I think you're totally fly enough to be a rapper.
...no I'm kidding.
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[HAha wow that was a horrible attempt at a joke. SHOULD HE APOLOGIZE?? Best to see how she'll react.]
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[CROSSES ARMS DEFIANTLY she's obviously not taking this seriously.]
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