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The free high-tech laptop is a nice touch, but the whole "let's get ready for a war" thing isn't. Though I guess the onslaught of monsters is pretty convincing...looks like you guys need all the help you can get!

...too bad you picked the wrong girl. Your warrior princess is in another castle, I'm just the magical support. Hi, the name's Kaycee, the girl you're looking for is named Ariel. Y'know, blonde hair...blue eyes...white... [she tugs on her ponytail of mussed up, black hair for emphasis] the people in charge of this place obviously missed their mark.

[she looks totally nonchalant and familiar with using technology. though honestly, she's from a time where touch-screens weren't as wide-spread but hey, she got her hands on an iPhone or two before technology became borked and she found herself in a shitty fantasy world.

nice to have something that reminds her of home. even if she graduated from a fantasy cliche to a science fiction one.

something seems to cross her mind and she shifts topics.]

Hey, when and if this monster infestation is all said and done, does anyone know a good river or lake or something? I need to get stoned.

And by stoned I mean like, find stones. Which I need. To throw at people. I'm being completely serious. If someone pops up and gives me a look I swear...it was a rock joke. And even if it wasn't a joke you're not my mother.

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No one's trying to stab the rock-thrower. I'd consider that a very serious plus.

Well they do try sometimes. If they're smart.

But yeah, sure, a plus. But you still don't see people fawning over how great and powerful the rock-thrower is.

Maybe where you're from, but I've met some pretty impressive rock-throwers in my time.

Oh do tell I love hearing about fellow rockers.

Well, some rock throwers I know are strong enough to travel through time or change reality. No sword can do that.

What? No swords that can rip through the space time continuum or whatever?

I feel like that would totally be a thing.

Oh, it probably exists, but says a lot less about the wielder, don't you think? I mean, it's not the person who ripped the hole, it's the weapon.

Man now all you have to do is buy me some hot cocoa and I can say you did a pretty swell job trying to soothe my rocky self esteem.

Edited 2012-10-31 02:32 (UTC)

Don't be self-absorbed. THe truth's the truth.

So you think I'm strong and have the potential to change reality?

[SHE FLUFFS HER HAIR which has gotten a bit frizzy from the rain]

Why thank you! My ego's all atwitter.

I think that there are certain wizards and witches capable of doing so.

Well I am neither of those things!

I'm a mage.

Which, I guess, can be seen as the same thing I've never really known the difference.

Do you have spell components? Is your magic in your bloodline? Is there a god of magic you pray to?

Well I'm not religious in any sense of the word but yeah, the magic users do have a Creator of Magic they kind of....looked up to?

Not sure about bloodline though. I was kind of a random happenstance.

Happenstance? Things happen for a reason.

But, do you think if this Creator of Magic liked you enough he could make it so you could do anything you wanted?

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