bratworth: (pout ♞ i'll be counting up my demons)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] bratworth) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-08-15 09:41 pm

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[The video feed turns on the show the face of a rather serious-looking young man wearing a very fancy suit... a very fancy suit that looks although it's been slept in for the past two days.

He's very slowly coming to terms with the fact that this isn't all some sort of absurd dream, and has decided that perhaps it's time to introduce himself. And he's prepared.]


Good morning.

To those of you who are listening to this message, my name is Miles Edgeworth and I am a prosecuting attorney. There is still much that I do not know about this world, and I would welcome all information anyone would care to provide, or directions to a place where I might uncover more about this place for myself.

After all, if am forced to remain here, then I expect to be informed of all aspects of my current situation in its entirety, from as many different sources as possible. I do not presume to speak for all of you, but I, for one, do not care to work for a cause that resorts to such underhanded dealings such as abduction and much worse to achieve its goals.

[Underhanded, but not to mention preposterous. These sort of happenings should be confined to science fiction novels where they could remain. Unread. But he continues nonetheless.]

You, as a 'transport' who has also arrived under circumstances similar to myself, are the ones most likely to understand and share this belief of mine. I can only hope that you will be willing to assist me in this matter.

That's all, and thank you for your attention.
acemedium: this isn't awkward at all (Soooo about that AJ)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Well, I am pretty hard to forget, being so cute and all.

[NEVER.] Do you remember Nick? And Larry?
acemedium: i'm so clever (Totally witty okay)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, not buying that]

Are you suuuuure?
Edited 2012-09-16 03:13 (UTC)
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-23 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
And you've got evidence to back up this claim, Mr. Edgeworth?
acemedium: do it. bitch. (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-26 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
No way, you're the defense here! That means you need to prove everything and I get to sit here and wag my finger at you!
acemedium: the text is there because otherwise people would have no idea what they're doing (We gettin' all pointy up here)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-01 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it is! Except with Nick everyone else is always against him too.
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you totally remember Nick and Larry! [Attempting sneakiness here]
acemedium: i'm so clever (Totally witty okay)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-15 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so what's the last thing you remember?
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[REALLY EDGEWORTH....]

I mean the last thing before you came here!
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-04 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Luckily Maya can read your bracket text and deduce you're the Ghost of Frills Past.]

[OH WAIT SHE CAN'T]


Come on, we're trying to figure out this time stuff! Work with me here, Mr. Edgeworth!
acemedium: gee Nick what are we going to do tonight (Insert Pinky and the Brain line here)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see.
acemedium: BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THIS SERIES (There's walking in AAI?!)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-04 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah! You're from the past!

[So that's why he's so frilly! He hasn't evolved yet!]
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-08 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Time-travel and reality-travel are two different things!

... But that explains everything!
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-11-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, duh! I know that already!

But now I know why! And why you're so frilly.