video;

[taseyousupernanny]

[The screen turns on and we see a older man in a traditional almost what one could call MIB suit. He looks, well, he looks a big bugged by the whole situation.]

Stark, this is all your fault. I don’t know how you did it, or what you did. But I blame you.

Hawkeye? Widow? Report.

Comments

video;

[oxfordian]

( That's certainly a new face. )

—while I'm unfamiliar with whom you're in search of—ah, aside from Mr Stark—welcome to Exsilium.

Re: video;

[taseyousupernanny]

[Eyebrow raise]

He's actually here? I was just blaming him by default.

voice;

[onemoredeath]

I doubt it is all but one man's fault in all honesty.

voice;

[taseyousupernanny]

Possibly. I'm not counting it out though.

[fe_male]

Now honeybear, that's just not nice. Think of the neighbors.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Oh, thank God, at least one of the Avengers is here. Just maybe its now so dire as he thought. Of course, as usual, none of that shows in his expression. His response is droll as ever]

Stark. How did I know you'd be skulking about the place?

video;

[myownbestfriend]

As unbelievable as it sounds, it's not his fault this time.

["Blame Tony" is a sound strategy. Emma is so amused.]

video;

[taseyousupernanny]

Are we sure? I wouldn't put it past him.

[anomaliiiiies]

Agent Coulson? They brought you here?

[taseyousupernanny]

Apparently.

[He shouldn't be glad to be seeing all these familiar faces, but he is.]

voice → encrypted, near unhackable.

[chelicerata]

Agent Coulson. You're alive and well.

[ a beat passes. even though it's a tad relieving to see you, coulson, excuse her for clearly being ... skeptical. because you're supposed to be dead. ]

Believe it or not, Stark isn't to blame for this.

Re: voice → encrypted, near unhackable.

[taseyousupernanny]

[You have no idea how relieved he is to hear her voice. He'll freak out over the not being dead thing in a little bit. Right now there's a job to do.]

I figured, but you know how this works. 75% of the time it is Stark's fault.

[He takes a deep breath]

Can I get a sitrep?

[video]

[punk_cute]

[Good luck understanding the first part of what the teenager onscreen says--he's got a bunch of pins in his mouth and it comes out horribly mumbled. Then he stops short, brushes his hair back--the bleaching job is very old, and there's quite a bit of dark root showing through--and pulls out the pins.]

Sorry. Forgot about 'em. But as I was sayin' if you've got questions I can try an' help out.

[video]

[taseyousupernanny]

[He nods, polite but distant]

I'll keep that in mind thank you.

video

[fintastic]

[ But what are your thoughts on young alien girls? ]

He didn't do it! Not this time. I hope that's not too fishappointing. Is it?

video

[taseyousupernanny]

[You get a small eyebrow raise from him.]

It was a fair assumption. It's usually his fault.

Video;

[itase]

Hey. Mr. Suit. Did you bring me a new Ipod?

Video;

[taseyousupernanny]

[*blink*]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Yeah sorry, Darcy, he's going to play stupid]

video.

[atwar]

You think Stark capable of such a feat?

video.

[taseyousupernanny]

Probably not. But it's quite fun to blame him.

Lady Sif? You're here as well. Interesting.

text | private

[strongeralone]

[These obvious code names really just leave him with one question.]

Army or government.

Re: text | private

[taseyousupernanny]

[Hmm, sharp one]

What if I say both?

[video]

[skirtcladgunner]

Automatically blaming someone for something isn't nice, you know~ what if they're not even here?

[video]

[taseyousupernanny]

[Ack, civilians]

Stark can take care of himself. And he is here, which I was expecting.

video. always.

[taconight]

Last time I saw Mr. Stark, he was fiddling with a toaster.

[He laughs and shrugs.]

He didn't seem all that menacing....? I only spoke to him for a few minutes, though.

New here, then?

video. always.

[taseyousupernanny]

That's how he starts. He looks harmless and then next thing you know...

Yes, brand new. Any tips for survival?

[whatsupcroc]

[ Sometimes teenagers just need to take the time out of their lives to look at videos of guys in suits asking after people who invent toaster oven robots and go; ]

I bet it involved a Sears-Nuclear Robotic fusion.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Have a confused Coulson, granted, a confused Coulson looks just like a bored Coulson but there you go.]

Pardon?

[Video]

[feel_nevermore]

You lost your team... Agent?

['Agent' looks like a safe guess. Given how he's dressed and the way he speaks, calling out codenames.]

[Video]

[taseyousupernanny]

Found some of them.