video;

[taseyousupernanny]

[The screen turns on and we see a older man in a traditional almost what one could call MIB suit. He looks, well, he looks a big bugged by the whole situation.]

Stark, this is all your fault. I don’t know how you did it, or what you did. But I blame you.

Hawkeye? Widow? Report.

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[oxfordian]

( Laughing gently. )

Yes, I've had the pleasure. He's been rather a good help to me, for what it is worth.

Oh! I should introduce myself. My name is Charles Xavier; it is nice to meet you.

[taseyousupernanny]

Oh he's helpful. If you can avoid strangling him when you're around him.

Philip Coulson.

[oxfordian]

I think I've done rather well in that department! So far, at the very least.

It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr Coulson.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Have a probing question Charles!]

What exactly have you worked on with Stark then?

[oxfordian]

( TOTALLY ALLOWED! )

Ah! He's been assisting me with... technology, as it were. Organizing my files in computer form.

( oh charles. )

[taseyousupernanny]

[It's the phrasing of that particular statement that raises his interest. "Computer form?" who says that anymore? It gets filed away in the 'look into later' file.]

Just make sure he doesn't accidently on purpose leave you with a hard drive full of porn.

[oxfordian]

( OLD MEN, MAN. OLD, OLD MEN.

Charles' eyes widen after a second at that and he covers part of his mouth as he laughs; then steels himself. )

He would not do that—...would he?

[taseyousupernanny]

[Thinking back on the incident, or well, incidents, it was pretty amusing. Not that he'd ever admit it to Fury, or Stark]

He hacked into our mainframe and every time my boss opened his e-mail he was spammed with copies of Ceiling Cat in a different language and way to get rid of it every day.

Not to mention the hamster dance during briefings with the Army, CIA and the President.

He's evil.

[oxfordian]

( Even if Charles doesn't entirely get the references, he can't help but smile a little. IT SOUNDS ADORABLY AND HARMLESSLY DEVIOUS, though the CIA and President bit make his eyes widen. )

So I ought not get on his bad side, hm?