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[taseyousupernanny]

[The screen turns on and we see a older man in a traditional almost what one could call MIB suit. He looks, well, he looks a big bugged by the whole situation.]

Stark, this is all your fault. I don’t know how you did it, or what you did. But I blame you.

Hawkeye? Widow? Report.

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[fe_male]

Hah, nope, already met up with Thor, Loki, that teenage chick, and a bunch of others who have been more than happy to fill me in on the events as they are to come. Good luck.

[taseyousupernanny]

Loki's here?

[Ok, there's maybe a small amount of panic on his face. Nothing obvious but it's there]

[fe_male]

[ are those more feelings who are you and what have you done with agent coulson ]

Pretty sure. Nobody seems to enjoy his company though, so I guess that's not an uncommon reaction. Not sure if I'd rather have that or the one I got.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Hey! Loki stabbed him in the back...literally. Phil's allowed to be a bit freaked right?]

I think the only one who enjoys his company is Thor, and even then it's because he has to.

[fe_male]

[ tony doesn't know that ]

Are you implying that people in the same family have some sort of... moral compunction to actually like one another?

[taseyousupernanny]

It's generally accepted that you attempt to get along longer than most others would.

[fe_male]

Huh. Weird.

[taseyousupernanny]

Not that you don't eventually call it quits.

We keep hoping Thor will reach that point.

[fe_male]

And bust up all that hard work he's put in with his brother? They don't seem too bad.

[taseyousupernanny]

[He pursed his lips at that statement.]

What exactly have you been told about the future?

[fe_male]

Ass was kicked in New Mexico - that's not so much future as just something that nobody back home told me about either - Thor went back home, they... Broke some thing they needed. Chickface mentioned aliens but I wasn't there for that.

[taseyousupernanny]

[How much to tell him, would it break the timeline when they got back? If they got back? This was why he left the hardcore theoretical stuff to people like Stark and Banner. Most of it made his head spin.]

Loki is bad news, in every way possible. He was intent on taking over the planet. He's killed 100's of people and probably will again. He is not to be trusted. EVER.

I don't care if you never take me seriously again, as long as you take what I just said to heart Stark.

[fe_male]

Hey, I didn't say he was my favorite person in the world, okay. I know how to make friends.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Phil just leaves it, hopefully Stark takes it to heart. He takes a moment to recapture his composure.]

So, what's going on here. If they think I can't see though that BS they fed us they're crazy.

[fe_male]

[ Tony prefers to gather and build his own opinions of people; particularly after Stane, he's a little more careful with his relationships. In a manner of speaking. He doesn't think Loki's like, a good guy or buddy material, but he's still formulating his opinion. ]

And what did you see through that BS?

[taseyousupernanny]

That this may have started off as some sort of noble cause, but something, somewhere has gone wrong. Drafts simply don't work well, and drafting though time? This is either something sinister or they are very desperate. Don't know which yet.

[fe_male]

I really don't know what else I could tell you then. That's a pretty accurate assessment to me.

[taseyousupernanny]

[He grunts.]

Well, let me know when you hack their system.

[It's not like he technically has any ability to give orders, but old habits die hard.]

[fe_male]

You're assuming I haven't already.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Phil snorts]

Oh, I'm sure you've tried. Either you haven't gotten in far enough to find anything useful or you haven't gotten in at all.

[fe_male]

[ Well, he's pretty sure that whole 'secret infiltration' thing was pretty far, but he doesn't want to brag... ]

There's not a whole lot there to look at. Recent stuff's been telling enough.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Fascinating]

Anything you'd like to share with the class?

[fe_male]

Uh, no. I'm good. You want info you can gumshoe your way around with Natasha. Although, warning, she and Sif, kind of buddies, I think, I piss of Sif something fierce and it's just so much fun. All I know.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Oh Jesus, he's here for 15 minutes and he's already having to clean up for Stark]

What did you do Stark?

[fe_male]

[ clean up what he hasn't done anything ]

You seem to think I have some sort of actual work ethic for causing problems. Seriously, they're usually byproducts.