Audio/Video:

[tis_disapproval]

Residence, pay, weapons... 'Tis truly a most perplexing abduction, indeed. Am I to be prodded like some errant pet? Experimented upon, perhaps? Or merely observed? Seems a most foolish squandering of resources, if so.

Yet, here I note mentions of conscription and battle. An irony, truly - though, better than the forced imbibing darkspawn essence... And considerably more agreeable with one's palate, no doubt.

So, tell me... How long am I to be expected to roam? Or must my first order of business be one of rebellion?

[This is where it switches from audio to video and the appearance of a displeased Morrigan, complete with staff on back, for those who know a little about mages from Thedas. The yellow eyes might be a little odd, even for those who do, of course.]

Comments

[fe_male]

[ .... wtf are you even talking about. is half of that even english? ]

Nice look. Tim Burton would be... Well, actually, probably a little frightened, but hey, it's about time someone did that.

Video:

[tis_disapproval]

[Oh, good - her first catch of the day!]

And I should, of course, take advice on my appearance from a man who has taken to hosting candlelight in his chest.

Video:

[fe_male]

[ hey he resembles that comment okay ]

Well, you see, my fashion statement is both helpful and romantic, as opposed to frightening and voodoo-y, so yeah, you probably should. [ aka 'my bling is better than your bling ]

Re: Video:

[tis_disapproval]

It makes you look like an Orlesian decorator prone to lyrium-tinted vomit.

[fe_male]

Okay, I don't actually know what that means, and neither does google translate, so I'm just going to take offense to the word 'vomit' and extrapolate exponentially per word that I think you just made up, which puts you at about eight, give or take whether I choose to be offended by being called a 'decorator' rather than 'goddamn genius'.

Where the hell are you from?

[tis_disapproval]

In other words, you're completely ignorant of my verbal dexterity... Fear not. Alistair has made himself known, so, all things considered, you're in excellent company.

As for my place of origin, that would be the Korcari Wilds of Ferelden. I have, however, spent my more recent years... Elsewhere.

[fe_male]

[ he does not like you anymore ]

That's not enigmatic at all. I'm not ignorant of it, I'm just not appreciative of it either.

[tis_disapproval]

My heart bleeds.

[If she has bested Tony Stark, he has just become her new cat toy. >:)]

[fe_male]

[ SHE HAS NOT OKAY HE HAS NOT YET BEGUN TO SNARK :| ]

Yeah, so does mine, that doesn't make you special.

[tis_disapproval]

Seems more of a shiny bauble than something alive...

[fe_male]

It can be both. That's the beauty of technology and genius.

[tis_disapproval]

Or perhaps 'tis a boast... Were you a slave? Did your Master think you seemed prettier this way? Are you glowing in more private places, too? Do they help you relieve yourself in the dark?

[fe_male]

[ oh my god what even ]

Yeah, like watching someone turn a lightsabre on and off, over and over again.

[tis_disapproval]

A sabre? Really, now...

[Totally interpreting that phrase literally.]

[fe_male]

[ This is like the trippiest conversation ]

What's your name?

[tis_disapproval]

[Come to Thedas - we have dragons! And dragon-shifting mothers!]

You may call me Morrigan. 'Tis more acceptable than some other titles of address.

[fe_male]

[ .... that doesn't sound like much fun. No thanks. ]

Oh yeah? Tony Stark. [ Quick and vague gesture to himself. ] How many titles of address have you got?

[tis_disapproval]

Witch of the Wilds, apostate - even maleficar, for those arrogant enough to tar all with the brush of few. The products of idle time combined with superstition are most... Amusing.

[fe_male]

[ He hears that, translates it into modern day lexicons and syntax, then parses it, and replies. ]

Give stupid people enough time and a subject they all agree on and they can come up with just about anything.

[tis_disapproval]

That and easy targets... Of which I am not.

[fe_male]

I'd seriously gathered that already, jibes and glib included.