Audio/Video:

[tis_disapproval]

Residence, pay, weapons... 'Tis truly a most perplexing abduction, indeed. Am I to be prodded like some errant pet? Experimented upon, perhaps? Or merely observed? Seems a most foolish squandering of resources, if so.

Yet, here I note mentions of conscription and battle. An irony, truly - though, better than the forced imbibing darkspawn essence... And considerably more agreeable with one's palate, no doubt.

So, tell me... How long am I to be expected to roam? Or must my first order of business be one of rebellion?

[This is where it switches from audio to video and the appearance of a displeased Morrigan, complete with staff on back, for those who know a little about mages from Thedas. The yellow eyes might be a little odd, even for those who do, of course.]

Comments

[fe_male]

[ SHE HAS NOT OKAY HE HAS NOT YET BEGUN TO SNARK :| ]

Yeah, so does mine, that doesn't make you special.

[tis_disapproval]

Seems more of a shiny bauble than something alive...

[fe_male]

It can be both. That's the beauty of technology and genius.

[tis_disapproval]

Or perhaps 'tis a boast... Were you a slave? Did your Master think you seemed prettier this way? Are you glowing in more private places, too? Do they help you relieve yourself in the dark?

[fe_male]

[ oh my god what even ]

Yeah, like watching someone turn a lightsabre on and off, over and over again.

[tis_disapproval]

A sabre? Really, now...

[Totally interpreting that phrase literally.]

[fe_male]

[ This is like the trippiest conversation ]

What's your name?

[tis_disapproval]

[Come to Thedas - we have dragons! And dragon-shifting mothers!]

You may call me Morrigan. 'Tis more acceptable than some other titles of address.

[fe_male]

[ .... that doesn't sound like much fun. No thanks. ]

Oh yeah? Tony Stark. [ Quick and vague gesture to himself. ] How many titles of address have you got?

[tis_disapproval]

Witch of the Wilds, apostate - even maleficar, for those arrogant enough to tar all with the brush of few. The products of idle time combined with superstition are most... Amusing.

[fe_male]

[ He hears that, translates it into modern day lexicons and syntax, then parses it, and replies. ]

Give stupid people enough time and a subject they all agree on and they can come up with just about anything.

[tis_disapproval]

That and easy targets... Of which I am not.

[fe_male]

I'd seriously gathered that already, jibes and glib included.