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Three things in order of importance. (1) Do we have any taxidermists here? I have a large scale project for you. Bonus points if you can have it done by Tuesday night. (2) Tuesday night Loki's throwing an Ugly Sweater Party in my room. Yeah, it's short notice, but you can pick up your ugly sweaters here and it's Christmas so deal. Room is 138 and we'll get going around 9. (3) I haven't officially said hi yet so. Hi.

#uglysweaterparty2012, #itwas2012whenileftokay, #royyoubettershowup

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I miss my kid.

You have a child?

Yeah. A daughter.

What's she like?

She's the smartest, funniest kid. She'll make anyone wanna be a better person. ['Cept maybe her mother, but that's another story.]

[suddenly voice!]

I want to meet her!

[Believe it or not, that makes Roy sadder!]

I wish you could too, little buddy.

[sorry about your sad face, Roy.]

You'll only be here shortly, I'm sure. We'll get this whole war thing straightened out and you can visit her once again.

I don't just wanna visit her. I wanna go home to her.

Then we'll have to try extra hard.

[and he's totally serious here.]

Don't worry! I find this totally and completely within the realm of our capability!

No one's found a way to make it happen yet.

There's always "a way," it's just conveniently hiding at the moment.

I can't say I don't like how you think, and I'm not generally one for discouragement... [Buuuuut...] Got any bright ideas?

None to bright. Everything right now is a bit in limbo! We've a journey to undertake! We keep changing things until we find it.

[says the little god of chaos.]

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[Imagine a weird half-laugh, half-wheeze here.]

Who procreated with you?

My ex.

Spooky.

What's she like?

She's a sociopathic assassin for hire.

Sounds about right. How'd you meet?

[That's personal!!]

I was working undercover for the feds. They had me infiltrate a group she was working with.

[w/e w/e]

Color me impressed. How old is she?

She's four.

I forget you're that much older. Other-you would've had to have conceived when you were like 16 to pull that one off.

She got a name? She must have a name.

I'm not that much older. [Don't make this weird, Jay.]

Her name is Lian.

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