01; space oddity

[hashtagyolt]

Three things in order of importance.

(1) Do we have any taxidermists here? I have a large scale project for you. Bonus points if you can have it done by Tuesday night.

(2) Tuesday night Loki's throwing an Ugly Sweater Party in my room. Yeah, it's short notice, but you can pick up your ugly sweaters here and it's Christmas so deal. Room is 138 and we'll get going around 9.

(3) I haven't officially said hi yet so. Hi.

#uglysweaterparty2012, #itwas2012whenileftokay, #royyoubettershowup

Comments

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Fascinating.

[There's a pause, like the transmission was going to end with that.]

I'm not being a dick, you actually just got a lot more interesting. You're still less fun than the other-you, but you're at least not boring and no fun.

voice;

[shotup]

Yeah, whatever.

You still owe me a story or two yourself, kid.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Don't call me that.

But hey, does that mean you believe me?

voice;

[shotup]

It means I'm not calling you a liar.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Gee, thanks. You sure know how to charm 'em.

voice;

[shotup]

You haven't even told me how you know me.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

I know of you from Dick. I know you because I needed somebody to do a job for me and remembered you existed when nobody else wanted to.

You're not useless even if you try to make yourself seem like it sometimes. Sometimes I wish you were.

voice;

[shotup]

That sounds about right.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

I busted you out of a Quraci prison with Koriand'r and suddenly you thought we were a team. It got weird fast.

voice;

[shotup]

What the fuck was I doing in prison?

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

You decided to join a bunch of freedom fighters who turned on you. I told you it was a dumb idea and you said I was a cynic, which is true. If it makes you feel any better I didn't actually enjoy gloating about being right.

voice;

[shotup]

Sounds like something I'd do.

And what about Koriand'r?

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

She saved my life. I don't know how you guys met originally, but then, she doesn't either.

voice;

[shotup]

Okay, so why isn't Dick in on any of this?

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

We don't get along that well. It's not that bad anymore, but we don't like, hang out, or anything.

{You pull one murder/suicide attempt and everybody avoids you forever.]

voice;

[shotup]

[Everyone except Roy, apparently.]

How'd he take the whole you not being a corpse thing?

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Not bad. It was the killing people he had a problem with.

We had philosophical differences, I guess you could say.

voice;

[shotup]

You don't say.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

I actually did just now.

voice;

[shotup]

No shit.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

I take it back. You're awful.

voice;

[shotup]

Too late, no backsies.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Fuck that. I'm taking it back and you can't stop me.

voice;

[shotup]

Very mature, Jaybird.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Jaybird or your trachea. Pick one, he had to do it, too.