exsilium | 01; space oddity

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01; space oddity

Three things in order of importance. (1) Do we have any taxidermists here? I have a large scale project for you. Bonus points if you can have it done by Tuesday night. (2) Tuesday night Loki's throwing an Ugly Sweater Party in my room. Yeah, it's short notice, but you can pick up your ugly sweaters here and it's Christmas so deal. Room is 138 and we'll get going around 9. (3) I haven't officially said hi yet so. Hi.

#uglysweaterparty2012, #itwas2012whenileftokay, #royyoubettershowup

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Pfft.

That's rude! No party for Roy!

There's more to life than parties.

Prove it.

I don't have to. This is a well known fact.

That sure sounds like a fancy way of saying you can't. God almighty, since when did I have to talk you into parties? I hate your universe. Fix it.

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The hashtags are lacking a certain something.

Like you could do better.

Are your hashtags actually a point of pride?

Isn't everything some kind of point of pride? If it wasn't, why would we bother with it?

That's adding a lot of significance to very insignificant acts.

Everything is significant and nothing is significant. Commit to every aspect of life.

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Are you providing drinks and music, or does someone need to cover that?

I'll provide anything that can be easily lifted from the provisions already supplied. Anything fancier than that is a strictly BYOwhatever type thing. Loki said something about Walmart though.

Loki has been casing the local establishments. You can probably rely on his direction and advice, as long as you are prepared for the situation to radically change at a moment's notice in unexpected ways. I am not sure how nefarious Wal-Mart may be.

You say casing like it's a bad thing. And Wal-Mart is incredibly nefarious. It's infamously nefarious, you might say.

I said casing because I assumed that was the word Loki would want me to use, since "loitering" and "lurking" are not very impressive, even if they're probably more accurate.

If it's infamous, then I've made a huge mistake in overlooking it. What dastardly schemes do large popular stores have?

Edited (Grammar pedantry) 2013-12-27 02:54 (UTC)

Casing also implies nefarious activity in a way that "lurking" and "loitering" don't. Also seriously, what is it with people here and the word "nefarious"? I hear it at least once every two days and I swear I went half my life hearing it once. Maybe twice. Capitalism, generally.

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Pretty sure actual taxidermy is going to be a bust, though depending on what you want you might be able to improvise. What exactly do you need stuffed?

Edited 2013-12-23 21:02 (UTC)

A yeti. I'd like it mounted on my wall, actually. Moose-style.

Shit, sounds interesting.

The question is do you actually have a yeti corpse at the ready or are you just hoping someone has one lying around?

I shot one a few days ago. If it's too past-tense, I guess I could go hunting for another. I don't know the time constraints on taxidermy.

I'm not gonna pretend I'm a pro when it comes to this but I'd assume the fresher the better. Which basically means I'm about to ask,

When did you freeze it?

Guess I should probably ask how you killed it too, and if you're positive you want its head mounted as opposed to having it sitting around and looking intimidating as hell in some corner.

Oh, and Tuesday is optimistic as fuck by the way. It's so optimistic it borders more on unrealistic.

Oops. I shot it a few dozen times, which means someone will probably have to sew that up. And I don't know, I like the idea of a centerpiece for my wall, but anything you can wrap Christmas lights around would probably work. What can I say, I'm a dreamer.

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