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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Rocket was pretty much convinced this was some sort of mess up. His passport must have screwed up and he'd ended up across the galaxy or something.

Because what other explanation was there?

Sure he'd been told what this place and he'd been given his 'welcome' items, or whatever you wanted to call them but no. It was a joke. A weird joke.

Wouldn't be the first time he'd ended up on a strange planet.

....Right?]

Ignoring that explanation I was given that I really don't feel too flarkin' inclined to believe, anyone want to tell me what's going on?

[He finally activated the communicator he'd been given, his ears laying back slightly as his tail flicks about irritably.]

Where am I and how do I get out of here? I don't have time for this.

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video; i'm very sorry

[velveteened]

( IT'S A TALKING RACCOON

it's a talking raccoon that curses the way a few other people he knows does!!

but most importantly talking raccoon )

Shouldn't you introduce yourself first?

[Video] Oh god xD

[furryflarkinfiend]

Not a fan of giving out my identity in odd places, kid.

[Yeah that response came a little sharp as Rocket eyes the person talking to him.]

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[unmasking]

... Has anyone ever asked you how your vocal chords manage to produce those sounds?

[What? He has to be extra geeky so he seems less Spider-Man-y.

That's what he's telling himself, anyway.]

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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Just watch those red eyes narrow, Pete.]

I'm an alien, not some normal Earth raccoon.

Why the flark is that even important?

[eyecontact]

[raccoon........]

You're on the moon...Everyone's got a chance to go back to the Earth now though.

[furryflarkinfiend]

The moon. That's descriptive--

[Wait.]

Earth? I'm on Earth's moon?

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[bunnivore]

[ as much as alice didn't care for the network, there are a few things she can't possibly ignore. a talking raccoon is one of them.

... more emphasize on the raccoon than the talking part. ]

... Y-You.

[ blankly staring at the screen she watches his tail flick. god he looks like he would taste good.

is that a little bit of drool? ]

[Video] xDxD

[furryflarkinfiend]

[Rocket's not blind.

He sees the way this girl is looking at him and he's suddenly a bit uncomfortable, fur bristling a bit.]

What about me?!

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[ready_to_bloom]

[He's delighted to see a Raccoon, although it's not one he knows, but perhaps he's from some other time in Narnia?]

Hello! You're on the moon, but we're moving back down to earth soon.

By any chance, are you from the country of Narnia? [Yes, he is a bit hopeful, if wary.]

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Oh joy.

[Earth. Yay.]

Narnia? No, I'm from Half-World.

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[encharrneered]

A place entirely too full of humans.

[ Also known as Earth! ]

Only way back is through the same mist-damned machine they used to drag you here, but they're incompetent enough that they never secured that particular function.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Couldn't agree with you more, mate.

[Someone who understands his feelings!]

...Great so they're worthless pieces of flarkin' crap then?

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[shotup]

[If he didn't know any better, Roy could swear he was stoned...]

You're probably in the future. Probably.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Gee, that was helpful, mate! Thanks so much!

[Dripping with sarcasm much?]

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[hashtagyolt]

Explain "flarkin'" to me first. Then answers.

And then maybe we'll address the raccoon-thing after that. You know you're a raccoon, right? Or am I confusing my fuzzy woodland friends.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

It's a swear word. Now give me answers.

And yeah, I'm a raccoon but not an Earth raccoon. I'm from Half-World.

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[highfrequency]

[Raiden's faded blue eye blinks once. A talking raccoon.... Well, he's gotten used to seeing strange things.]

That debriefing you got is accurate.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Yeah, that's the gist I'm getting, as much as I don't like it.

[The reply is gruff, Rocket rubbing his forehead a bit.]

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[getoffmyearth]

[Oh my god Rocket he could kiss your furry little face if that weren't totally weird and also kind of gross to think about (sorry bro, but nobody wants fur up their nose, least of all Pete.)]

What, you're not up for saving two universes instead of one now, Rocky? I'm disappointed in you.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Words cannot properly express how happy he is to see you, Pete.

But the way his ears flick then perk and his tail gives a happy swish is probably a good enough indication.]

Oye, don't give me that! I was hoping we could finish saving one before we had to work on another!

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[badnewsboy]

[he leans forward to adjust the camera before giving Rocket a good close-up of his face.]

I do hate to burst your possibly furry metaphorical escape bubble of possibility, but! I ask you this!

Would we all still be here if there was a way out?

[a pause.]

Flarkin'. Flarkin' way out?

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Are you trying to mock me?

[There's something almost familiar about this kid but he can't place it.]

Maybe all of you are gluttons for punishment! How am I suppose to know what's going on in this d'ast place?!

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[worldswillburn]

You might want to start believing, if you haven't already.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

I'd rather not but it doesn't seem like I have much choice.

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[bittertears]

If we knew of a way out, I don't believe there would be as many people here as there currently are.

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[furryflarkinfiend]

One can never be sure, mate. Sometimes people do weird things.

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[awarlock]

Rocket, where are you?

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[furryflarkinfiend]

Not really sure, mate. Haven't really gotten my bearings yet but I didn't move far from where I came in.