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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Rocket was pretty much convinced this was some sort of mess up. His passport must have screwed up and he'd ended up across the galaxy or something.

Because what other explanation was there?

Sure he'd been told what this place and he'd been given his 'welcome' items, or whatever you wanted to call them but no. It was a joke. A weird joke.

Wouldn't be the first time he'd ended up on a strange planet.

....Right?]

Ignoring that explanation I was given that I really don't feel too flarkin' inclined to believe, anyone want to tell me what's going on?

[He finally activated the communicator he'd been given, his ears laying back slightly as his tail flicks about irritably.]

Where am I and how do I get out of here? I don't have time for this.

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[badnewsboy]

[he leans forward to adjust the camera before giving Rocket a good close-up of his face.]

I do hate to burst your possibly furry metaphorical escape bubble of possibility, but! I ask you this!

Would we all still be here if there was a way out?

[a pause.]

Flarkin'. Flarkin' way out?

VIDEO.

[furryflarkinfiend]

Are you trying to mock me?

[There's something almost familiar about this kid but he can't place it.]

Maybe all of you are gluttons for punishment! How am I suppose to know what's going on in this d'ast place?!

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

I assure you we're not! Most of us, anyway.

[erk, he holds up his hand almost as if he anticipates what comes next.]

No, of course not! I simply enjoyed the sound of the word! Is it offensive? I bet it's offensive!

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[furryflarkinfiend]

....I'll believe that once I get a better feel for this place.

[Until then, he's just going to assume everyone here is crazy.]

Yeah, that's right. It's offensive.




Use it wisely, I guess.

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

I've no penchant for offensive language! Luckily for you, I've a strong inclination to use it for nothing but good!

[paaaaause.

looking all too thrilled about this.]

Flarkin' flarkin' flark flark!

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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Talk about a weirdo.]

...Having fun there, mate?

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

[you're furry.]

Enough for the both of us, it seems.

VIDEO.

[furryflarkinfiend]

[Want to make something of it?]

Sorry, was I suppose to be having fun when I find out that I'm stuck on some weird moon?

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

[...petting...]

It's Earth's moon!—Wait! Where are you from? Somewhere far away? From space? Far in space? How far in space?

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[furryflarkinfiend]

[Don't. You. Dare.]

I'm from--will you--

Do you ever stop?!

I'm from Half-World!

ALL THE VIDEO ALL THE WAY.

[badnewsboy]

[you're stingy with your fur.]

What's Half-World? Is it half a world, sort of like an upside-down pie? Or perhaps a top of a muffin?

[furryflarkinfiend]

[He'll bite your hand off, brat.]

.....A top of a muffin...

Are you serious?