video;

[crab]

[ after a week of constantly bumping into shit and having to get people to lead him around from place to place, karkat vantas has to resort to desperate measures. it's a struggle even getting the tablet to work for him, and at first, he doesn't seem to notice it's recording, continuing to frown and fiddle with it for a little while, before he begins to speak. ]

So. [ one might notice that his pupils are unusually dilated, only the faintest ring of grey iris visible around the edges. ] I'm going to make this brief, if just because I'm only half convinced this thing is actually recording and I'm not just yodeling into the void, but thanks to the astonishingly warm welcome one of your residents gave me, I'm blind. And as I'm not the resident No Eyes Mcgee among my social circle, and I've walked into enough door frames over the past week that I'll be very surprised if I haven't sustained permanent brain injury, I'm requesting that one of you make yourself some vague parody of useful and fix it.

[ there is a pause, before, reluctantly; ]

It was a dragon, if that makes any difference.

Comments

video;

[bunnivore]

What?

[ language. ]

Are you going to tell me or not?

video;

[crab]

It's a giant, flying reptile. Breathes fire, or acid. How the hell can you not know this?

video; 1/2

[bunnivore]

We don't have those back home, idiot. The only time I saw something like that was when I first got here and this Kanto girl kept talking to her Charizard.

video;

[bunnivore]

I'm guessing it didn't like you very much.

[ her tone is so smug, even if he couldn't see her face it's basically gift wrapped in smug. ]

video;

[crab]

Yeah, how wounded am I, some gigantic scaly chute huffer isn't a fan. My entire sense of self worth hinged on that. I am a broken man.

video;

[bunnivore]

[ something snaps. ]

WHY YOU LITTLE — !

video;

[crab]

[ it is a rare day karkat vantas actually succeeds in trolling someone without getting trolled himself. there should probably be something to commemorate this. as things are, he allows himself a grin. ]

Last time I checked, you were shorter than me.

video;

[bunnivore]

[ bask in your new found glory karkat, it probably won't happen again. ]

Tch, I'll remember this! You better get your stupid eyes healed the next time I see you!

[ end feed.

goes to find seaweed head or oz to kick down in anger.

BULLIES THE WEAK AND THE ACCESSIBLE. ]

not here;

[crab]

[ SORRY OZ........ ]