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[acclimatized]

It feels weird posting here after everything that has happened. The first day after I arrived, someone told me things weren't usually this hectic. And I doubt R.E.M envisioned zombies, grenades and mutinies when he wrote Man on the Moon.

But now I think I can suspend my disbelief and accept that I have been here before and can't remember a sodding thing about it. So, this is a re-introduction. My name is John Watson and I'm a doctor. I would like to help if I can and apologize to anyone I might have accidentally ignored.

Cheers.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Make other people's lives a misery.

[acclimatized]

[ thinking... ]

You wouldn't happen to be in the west wing by any chance?

[doubleoohbaby]

Quite the talent for deduction, my dear Watson.

[acclimatized]

It was more like a shot in the dark.

[doubleoohbaby]

Well done. You win a prize. Just come to the West Wing to collect it.

[acclimatized]

Convincing. Thanks, but I will give it a miss.

[doubleoohbaby]

It's not as if I'm going to do anything. Heavily guarded and all that.

[acclimatized]

I've heard it's for your own safety. Getting bored over there?

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm locked in a room with three beautiful women. I'm finding ways to pass the time...

[acclimatized]

... Not bored then :) if you really want a chat, I can come over.

[ huehuehue ladies. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Heh. Heh. Chickz.]

So strange that you suddenly show an interest.

[acclimatized]

What do you mean? I am very interested in that prize I won and I want to see what it is.

[doubleoohbaby]

Ftr, it's none of the ladies.

[acclimatized]

Are you trying to dissuade me?

[doubleoohbaby]

Merely concerned for your safety. They're all feisty ladies. Extremely so, in fact.

[acclimatized]

I think I can handle myself.

[doubleoohbaby]

You may get run through with a sharp object.

[acclimatized]

Why would they run me through? As far as I know, I haven't done anything.

[doubleoohbaby]

Why else do you think we're all locked up?

[acclimatized]

I'm not taking any sides.

[doubleoohbaby]

Clever man. Not as stupid as I presume you look.

[acclimatized]

:)

[doubleoohbaby]

But really. They might attack. They're like caged lionesses in here.

[acclimatized]

I'll have to grace you with my chiselled features another time then. I don't support either side, but I don't want to exacerbate things either.

[doubleoohbaby]

Hah. Chiselled.

With a name like that, I'm going to be disappointed if you're not overweight and moustache laden.