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[acclimatized]

It feels weird posting here after everything that has happened. The first day after I arrived, someone told me things weren't usually this hectic. And I doubt R.E.M envisioned zombies, grenades and mutinies when he wrote Man on the Moon.

But now I think I can suspend my disbelief and accept that I have been here before and can't remember a sodding thing about it. So, this is a re-introduction. My name is John Watson and I'm a doctor. I would like to help if I can and apologize to anyone I might have accidentally ignored.

Cheers.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Aren't you friends with the biggest arsehole there is?

[acclimatized]

[ there is quite a delay until his next response. ]

Seriously, who are you?

[doubleoohbaby]

James Bond.

Hello!

1/2

[acclimatized]

Yeah, right

1/3 i lied, not sorry

[acclimatized]

[ he is about to terminate the conversation when he suddenly recalls what sully said about meeting someone from a galaxy far, far away.

and then the penny drops. ]

3/3

[acclimatized]

... Seriously?

Re: 3/3

[doubleoohbaby]

If I were making a fake name, it'd be something a little more interesting than 'James Bond'.

[Because seriously, James Bond is like the most generic name ever, at least in his world where people don't associate it with a super famous pop culture spy.]

Buck Naked.

Dick Long.

Something classy like that.

[acclimatized]

Try Massive Prick. It is guaranteed to suit you.

[ so many conflicting emotions. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

It is rather big, thank you.

[acclimatized]

Wow, I REALLY do not want to know that.

I would say prove it but if you are a big fan boy, then you probably know everything already.

[doubleoohbaby]

Beyond pulling my trousers down, there's not many ways I can prove it.

[See what he did thar?]

[acclimatized]

Just stop.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're the one who keeps encouraging me.

[acclimatized]

This is my post and I can write that I want. Bugger off.

[doubleoohbaby]

Public network. I can reply with what I want.

[acclimatized]

WHATEVER!!

[doubleoohbaby]

Mature.

[acclimatized]

I am not the one going around trolling people.

And that is the last thing I am going to say to you.

[doubleoohbaby]

Harsh but fair.

I'm sure we'll speak again very soon!

[acclimatized]

[ possibly so... but john switched off the moment he finished typing up that last message. ]