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[acclimatized]

It feels weird posting here after everything that has happened. The first day after I arrived, someone told me things weren't usually this hectic. And I doubt R.E.M envisioned zombies, grenades and mutinies when he wrote Man on the Moon.

But now I think I can suspend my disbelief and accept that I have been here before and can't remember a sodding thing about it. So, this is a re-introduction. My name is John Watson and I'm a doctor. I would like to help if I can and apologize to anyone I might have accidentally ignored.

Cheers.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Ask him next time you speak to him.

[acclimatized]

About his moustache? Nah, I'm good.

[doubleoohbaby]

He can give you tips.

[acclimatized]

And let me borrow a COMB?

[doubleoohbaby]

[Lolz.]

Yes.

[acclimatized]

[ sarcasm was supposed to work. ]

Why am I even talking to you.

[doubleoohbaby]

Because it's entertaining and you have no friends.

[acclimatized]

[ that strikes a nerve and he almost hurls his tablet across the room. instead, john draws in a calming breath and types a response. ]

You're right. I don't. Enjoy talking to a wall.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll enjoy talking to these fabulous ladies.

Hit a nerve, did I?

[acclimatized]

What gives you that idea?

[doubleoohbaby]

Something about the bitterness typed into the 'enjoy talking to a wall'.

[acclimatized]

Congratulations. Keep that reward.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, John, don't be like that

:(

[acclimatized]

Be like what? I don't even know who you are and I doubt you know me.

[doubleoohbaby]

Perhaps I know you from before.

[acclimatized]

Unlikely. You sound like an arsehole.

[doubleoohbaby]

Aren't you friends with the biggest arsehole there is?

[acclimatized]

[ there is quite a delay until his next response. ]

Seriously, who are you?

[doubleoohbaby]

James Bond.

Hello!

1/2

[acclimatized]

Yeah, right

1/3 i lied, not sorry

[acclimatized]

[ he is about to terminate the conversation when he suddenly recalls what sully said about meeting someone from a galaxy far, far away.

and then the penny drops. ]

3/3

[acclimatized]

... Seriously?

Re: 3/3

[doubleoohbaby]

If I were making a fake name, it'd be something a little more interesting than 'James Bond'.

[Because seriously, James Bond is like the most generic name ever, at least in his world where people don't associate it with a super famous pop culture spy.]

Buck Naked.

Dick Long.

Something classy like that.

[acclimatized]

Try Massive Prick. It is guaranteed to suit you.

[ so many conflicting emotions. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

It is rather big, thank you.