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exsilium2013-11-07 12:09 am
wipeyourfeet) wrote in exsilium2013-11-07 12:09 am
One; text/voice
[There are several plus sides to being roommates with someone you're running about Los Angeles with each and every day.
One plus side is which when one leaves their communications device out in the open whilst you're doing something else - that gives your roommate the authority to use it responsibly, and by responsibly, i mean not at all.
This may earn Travis the consistent threat of being shot until he's dead, but that's small potatoes. TIME TO GO TO WORK.]
So, is there any place a man can go to unwind and pretend they're not hung up over their ex-wife and that their only committed relationship is with a bottle of Germ-X?
[A few minutes later, a second post goes up, this time with the voice function. There's a faint cry of:] Travis!
[And then he clears his throat, addressing the network.] This is Wes Mitchell. And I'm not hung up over my ex-wife. Or that other thing.
I apologize. My partner took my tablet. He's like a five year-old.
Man, do you even listen to yourself? You're so hellbent on making things are 110% germ-free that I'm pretty sure Alex left you because you cheated on her with the sanitizer!
If you're implying what I think you're implying, that's disgusting and so are you.
Now, see. You're jumping to conclusions. I was simply stating you're so OCD about making sure everything is germ free I might as well buy you a hazmat suit for your birthday.
Plus I'm pretty sure if you did what you think I was implying, either you'd be in considerable pain or you're freakier than I thought.
Can we stop talking about... that?
Hey, you're the one who started it.
I did not, you did. Why are you here? Don't you have something better to do like... making all the women on the base hate you?
I'm waiting for you to fail with them so I can give them the time of their life. [smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk]
...
You're rude.
[Whoops, someone left their tablet going. And yes, they really are this immature. Feel free to address Wes, Travis, or both. The text post was Travis pretending to be Wes, Green is Wes and Blue is Travis. Threadjacking will probably happen.]
One plus side is which when one leaves their communications device out in the open whilst you're doing something else - that gives your roommate the authority to use it responsibly, and by responsibly, i mean not at all.
This may earn Travis the consistent threat of being shot until he's dead, but that's small potatoes. TIME TO GO TO WORK.]
So, is there any place a man can go to unwind and pretend they're not hung up over their ex-wife and that their only committed relationship is with a bottle of Germ-X?
[A few minutes later, a second post goes up, this time with the voice function. There's a faint cry of:] Travis!
[And then he clears his throat, addressing the network.] This is Wes Mitchell. And I'm not hung up over my ex-wife. Or that other thing.
I apologize. My partner took my tablet. He's like a five year-old.
Man, do you even listen to yourself? You're so hellbent on making things are 110% germ-free that I'm pretty sure Alex left you because you cheated on her with the sanitizer!
If you're implying what I think you're implying, that's disgusting and so are you.
Now, see. You're jumping to conclusions. I was simply stating you're so OCD about making sure everything is germ free I might as well buy you a hazmat suit for your birthday.
Plus I'm pretty sure if you did what you think I was implying, either you'd be in considerable pain or you're freakier than I thought.
Can we stop talking about... that?
Hey, you're the one who started it.
I did not, you did. Why are you here? Don't you have something better to do like... making all the women on the base hate you?
I'm waiting for you to fail with them so I can give them the time of their life. [smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk]
...
You're rude.
[Whoops, someone left their tablet going. And yes, they really are this immature. Feel free to address Wes, Travis, or both. The text post was Travis pretending to be Wes, Green is Wes and Blue is Travis. Threadjacking will probably happen.]
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[But he already said that. He just likes proper introductions.]
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[No, really.
That was hilarious.]
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I feel like a third of the people responding are amused, a third are annoyed, and the last third think we're gay.
...Actually that's kind of the usual response to us.
/THREADJACK
beautiful
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Man, this is why I keep tellin' you to let go of what you had with Alex and get a girlfriend. How many more times does a brother need to keep explaining that 1. We're not gay, and 2. You're sure as hell not my type?
and done.
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[BROS OF A FEATHER STICK TOGETHER.
Also Saul knows what it feels like to be accused of being gay with his best friend.
Shh.]
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[But when Saul speaks up, he looks up and smiles a little.] Thanks.
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[There's nothing sarcastic or mocking about that at all; there's some kind of kinship that comes with meeting a fellow divorcee.
Or something.]
Was it recent?
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You're divorced?
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Does that answer your question, sir?]