first pill ☂ ( video )

[fairyonacid]

So this is like some sort of comic, yeah? I get zapped to like the future and there's some apocalyptic war and like now people have powers? [She seems a little enthusiastic about this. She's gotten trapped in like Sid's dreams or something. That's what this is.]

I feel like I should be half naked. [Or all naked. She grabs her chest and looks down. If this is Sid's dream, shouldn't her breasts be out more? Shouldn't there be sex? Or actually Sid... Or--]

What about those tights? Superhero outfits have like nothing to them, right? Do we get one of those?

[Because clearly she's lost all sense of reality.]

Wow. But I like totally don't have a superhero name. [Beat.] It would definitely have the word pussy in it.

[Hahaha. She's so amused. Smiling a little widely with a bright smile, she really does look innocent, despite what she just said.]

Oh. I'm Cassie. Hi. [She wiggles her fingers before shutting the feed off.]

Comments

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Hi, Cassie. I'm Jason. Nice to meet you.

Word to the wise, tights are overrated. So are superheroes, but I guess everybody needs some kind of escapism.

voice;

[fairyonacid]

I don't mind tights so much. If it's cold out. Or if I like the pattern, and it goes with my skirt. [Because that's clearly the point. She hums.]

People use all sorts of things to escape.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

But then you're talking fashion over function and shouldn't superheroes be more concerned with function? Wonder Woman can do what she wants, but kevlar's tops in my book.

Re: voice;

[fairyonacid]

I have never seen any female superhero wear a sports bra. Now that's function.

voice;

[hashtagyolt]

Maybe, but that also seems like it would be an, I don't know, disservice to the community or something.

text btw

[lazyinlove]

[It's probably a good thing that she can't see that he just spit coffee all over himself.

Jesus fucking Christ, did she really just...

Wow is right. It takes him a moment to stop staring. But eventually he hits the reply button.]

I'm inviible

[...That seemed more impressive before he hit the send button. And noticed the typo. DAMN IT why won't his brain work? Why won't his fingers..?]

[fairyonacid]

oh wow.
can u walk thru walls?

[lazyinlove]

no

but I can walk into them and no one sees it.

[He's so glad he can't walk through walls. He'd die so fast on the moon base like that...]

[fairyonacid]

hehe.

that is a good thing

[the_human]

Uhhh . . . you should probably keep your clothes on.

[fairyonacid]

I didn't say I was going to take them off. [Public nudity is not her thing. Although it could be.]

[the_human]

You kinda did. Uh. But good. Cuz there's loads of people on here!

Uh. Anyway. I'm Finn.

[fairyonacid]

No, I said it feels like I should be half naked. Which isn't to say that I'm going to get naked.

Although I could.

[Just messing with you. Griiin.]

Hi.

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

Oh, hello. Welcome and well-met and all that. You know, blah blah blah.

Despite all preconceived notions, I believe that we're in space. You need quite a bit more than spandex hosiery if you're to save people in space. Instead it just seems a dystopian future that utilizes a way of release for our revolutionary energies!

AUDIO.

[fairyonacid]

[You talk a lot.]

That's a funny fantasy. Still sounds like a video game.

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

[I am a talking master.]

It sounds like many trace pieces of Midgardian media. Perhaps they've mashed it all together in attempts to make it cohesive.

AUDIO.

[fairyonacid]

Maybe we're video game characters, like beta testers. [No, Cassie. That's exitvoid.]

video;

[worldswillburn]

I can already tell you're going to fit in just fine.

[yeah no.]

video;

[fairyonacid]

I'm good at making friends.

video;

[worldswillburn]

Can't say I'm surprised.

video;

[fairyonacid]

Suppose it'll help in a place like this, too.

[motherofnemesis]

we're not superheroes

[fairyonacid]

what's with the powers then?

[motherofnemesis]

some people do come from superhero worlds

[fairyonacid]

doesn't mean they're not heroes here.