first pill ☂ ( video )

[fairyonacid]

So this is like some sort of comic, yeah? I get zapped to like the future and there's some apocalyptic war and like now people have powers? [She seems a little enthusiastic about this. She's gotten trapped in like Sid's dreams or something. That's what this is.]

I feel like I should be half naked. [Or all naked. She grabs her chest and looks down. If this is Sid's dream, shouldn't her breasts be out more? Shouldn't there be sex? Or actually Sid... Or--]

What about those tights? Superhero outfits have like nothing to them, right? Do we get one of those?

[Because clearly she's lost all sense of reality.]

Wow. But I like totally don't have a superhero name. [Beat.] It would definitely have the word pussy in it.

[Hahaha. She's so amused. Smiling a little widely with a bright smile, she really does look innocent, despite what she just said.]

Oh. I'm Cassie. Hi. [She wiggles her fingers before shutting the feed off.]

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[hashtagyolt]

Hi, Cassie. I'm Jason. Nice to meet you.

Word to the wise, tights are overrated. So are superheroes, but I guess everybody needs some kind of escapism.

text btw

[lazyinlove]

[It's probably a good thing that she can't see that he just spit coffee all over himself.

Jesus fucking Christ, did she really just...

Wow is right. It takes him a moment to stop staring. But eventually he hits the reply button.]

I'm inviible

[...That seemed more impressive before he hit the send button. And noticed the typo. DAMN IT why won't his brain work? Why won't his fingers..?]

[the_human]

Uhhh . . . you should probably keep your clothes on.

AUDIO.

[badnewsboy]

Oh, hello. Welcome and well-met and all that. You know, blah blah blah.

Despite all preconceived notions, I believe that we're in space. You need quite a bit more than spandex hosiery if you're to save people in space. Instead it just seems a dystopian future that utilizes a way of release for our revolutionary energies!

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[worldswillburn]

I can already tell you're going to fit in just fine.

[yeah no.]

[motherofnemesis]

we're not superheroes