( 01 ) ( text | misfire )

[nosebleeds]

DON'T
DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
EYY
DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
shit
dude ,you there
?/
ive had this song stuck in my head 4 hours im dying here
do u even know it
should show it to u sometime
like if we go 2 the past and hit a record store
thatd be sweet
could show u other shit too youd love rap
anyway suuup

[major misfire intended to be sent to Rush's inbox. but nobody knows that, right?]

Comments

[nosebleeds]

im underage u no
u could get arrested for that shit
also man u type rly weird anyone ever told u that

[biwinning]

underage.
what doe2 that even mean.
how can you be under an age.
you are an age, you aren't under one.

and ye2.
people have.
iit'2 part of my culture.

[nosebleeds]

sounds like something a pedo would say
like everything you just said
pedo

[biwinning]

what the fuck ii2 a pedo??

[nosebleeds]

... pedophile

[biwinning]

ii don't know what that one ii2 eiither.
doe2 iit have two do wiith beiing overage, becau2e ii'm liike 2even.

[nosebleeds]

... ok NOW i'm getting freaked out

[biwinning]

maybe ii 2hould 2ay like fifteen instead.

[nosebleeds]

nope, still fucking weird

[biwinning]

uh.
ii don't get what'2 weiird about iit now.

[nosebleeds]

exactly what do i have to explain
are you 7 or 15?? cause im pretty sure youre actually 60

1/2

[biwinning]

no way ii'd be dead iif ii wa2 60.
ok fuck thii2 2hiit.

video;

[biwinning]

There. Shit.

[Aaaand definitely looking closer to the 15 range.]

[nosebleeds]

[oh.

hm.]

why didnt u just say u were an alien bro

[biwinning]

My race uses colored fonts and quirks, this ith kind of a well known thing here by now. Not my fault you didn't know that already.

[nosebleeds]

your race has internet?? cool

[No, really]

[biwinning]

We've had internet for centuriesth. Humans are really slow with their tech.

[nosebleeds]

do you guys get porn too

[biwinning]

Tho much porn.

[Probably more than a kid his age should have seen...]

[nosebleeds]

damn
astronauts have been going at it wrong

[biwinning]

Bathically. Although we don't have time machines. Tho you guys got like one thing right.

[nosebleeds]

uhhh beg to differ
time machines that snatch you and can't put you back are kinda shitty if you ask me

[biwinning]

Fine, you didn't get anything right. The score is Trolls 200, humans zero.

[nosebleeds]

wait what 'trolls'
you call yourselves trolls??

[biwinning]

Yeah. That'th our race.