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[nosebleeds]

DON'T
DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
EYY
DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
shit
dude ,you there
?/
ive had this song stuck in my head 4 hours im dying here
do u even know it
should show it to u sometime
like if we go 2 the past and hit a record store
thatd be sweet
could show u other shit too youd love rap
anyway suuup

[major misfire intended to be sent to Rush's inbox. but nobody knows that, right?]

Comments

[nosebleeds]

ok now im confused
how would cutting a guy in half give someone else robotic legs

[biwinning]

Oh. I'm not really being clear. Karkat fainted when he saw Kanaya cut Tavroth in half, and Equiuth gave Tavroth robo legs. Get it now?

[nosebleeds]

yeah
sure
totally

[biwinning]

Good. There'th going to be a test later.

[nosebleeds]

shit i hate tests

[biwinning]

You can't afford to fail thith test, or you'll have to redo all your schoolfeeding.

[nosebleeds]

what
this five min conversation
anything but this five min conversation

[biwinning]

Ehehehehe.

You know, I like you. I had a feeling I wathn't gonna, but you're a cool dude.

[nosebleeds]

hey thanks man that means a lot
not everyday ur buddies w/ a troll
i should txt rap more often

[biwinning]

What wath that thtupid song you were typing out anyway? I've never heard of it.

[nosebleeds]

stupid?? its a classic man
its rap
hiphop culture and all that

[biwinning]

It'th a classic of your culture?

I know what rap ith, but I've never heard that song before.

[nosebleeds]

u make me wish i had my mp3 here
ppl need an education

[biwinning]

Tell me the name and what year it came out and when we can go on missions again I'll go to that year and find it. Eathy.

[nosebleeds]

uhh
2013 i think
'dont drop that thun thun thun' or something
creative title i know

[biwinning]

... Wow, that'th... Really boring. Human-naming culture ith bizzare.

[nosebleeds]

yeah
do trolls have rap too

[biwinning]

Yeth.

Except the only people I know that do it are fuckawful.

[nosebleeds]

hahaha omg
you gotta rap for me

[biwinning]

Wow no.

[nosebleeds]

hey i did it
fairs fair!

[biwinning]

That wasn't a rap, that was the same line twice, and you didn't write it yourself.

[nosebleeds]

but i typed it
with my magical music fingers

[biwinning]

I'm not rapping ever.

[nosebleeds]

laaame
ur losing cool points by the second